Which US President Wants To Bang You?

Ever wonder which white, 55+, male politician you would have the best sex with? Find out!

Beth Owens
Created By Beth Owens
On Jun 30, 2015

What's your favorite cuisine?

What's your favorite nail color?

What's your favorite position?

How would your dream man propose to you?

What's your favorite song?

Quickly, without thinking about it, which photo is most appealing to you?

John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy

Smooth, rich, and catholic - much like an Italian chocolate - JFK is the US president that best fits you. Enjoy your handsome king! I'll bet his dick is smooth as steel and it fucks twice as hard.

Richard "Dick" Nixon

Richard "Dick" Nixon

Dick is the US president most likely to let you snort a line of coke off his penis, then fuck you with it. His hobbies include women, tennis, and wiretapping democrat-americans. You're one lucky individual if he's your match - he'll be sure to show you the real reason Bob Woodward got the nickname "Deep Throat."

William Howard Taft

William Howard Taft

Big, blonde, and beautiful - much like your fine ass self. William Taft is one sexy hut of a man. He may not always be able to find enough inches to give you the plowing you deserve but he'll certainly always be game to eat you out. To put it another way: when he tells you he wants to go to the seafood buffet, just say yes.

George Washington

George Washington

Good Ol' George. Being the founder of our dear, beautiful nation, you can be sure he's a man who knows how to take charge. Will he cut down a tree just to build a bed to fuck you in? It's a possibility. Will he take some of that wood and use it to beat a slave into submission? Also a possibility. But we all have our flaws. I'm sure that wooden tooth-leg combo he has makes for some really kinky sex, though.