The FML Quiz: Medical Edition
The FML Quiz: Medical Edition
Help! We need someone to piece these FMLs back together, STAT!
Help! We need someone to piece these FMLs back together, STAT!
Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can...
Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a __________, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML
Today, I took my 2-year-old son to the ear doctor, since he'd stopped responding whenever I call him. The doctor told me that...
Today, I had my blood drawn for a lab test. I was then given a container so I could give a urine sample. In the middle of peeing...
Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need...