How on-trend is your mountain bike?
How on-trend is your mountain bike?
Are you a dedicated follower of fashion or a muddy luddite?
Are you a dedicated follower of fashion or a muddy luddite?
Do you run your brake levers parallel to the ground?
Does your bike have coil sprung rear shock?
Is your bike a 'British' full susser made from steel?
Is your rebound dialled all the way off?
Do your tyre sidewalls have any room for any more logos or acronyms?
Have you gone carbon... and then back to metal (wheels and/or frame)?
Do you have less offset than your mates?
Have you 'de-tuned' your spokes to achieve the perfect amount of flex?
Do you ride clipless or flats?
Have you upsized your frame size?
Do you have tools or spares hidden in your steerer tube and/or handlebars?
Did you reject another better/cheaper bike choice because it didn't have bottle bosses?
Do you strap everything to your bike?