What Kind of Dog Should You Have, Based On What You Drink?

What you drink says a lot about you. It can even be the key to revealing this salient question: What type of pup should you have?

BarkPost
Created By BarkPost
On Feb 16, 2015

Your go to drink at a bar is...

But at a party, you always go with...

And when you're home alone and want to relax, you pour yourself a...

On vacation, you like to knock back...

But when you class it up at dinner parties, you politely sip...

The drink you avoid AT ALL COSTS because OMG you just can't handle it (and be honest) is...

A Mutt

A Mutt

You know how to have a good time, but you also don't over-do it. You can kick a beer back with friends, but you also can appreciate the finer vintages. Basically, you're awesome and you deserve an all-around awesome doge that has the qualities of many pups. Hence, a mutt. :)

St. Bernard

St. Bernard

Beer. Beer. Beer beer beer beer beer. It's your drink. You're a good ol' pup who likes the simple things: A good brew, a comfy pair of jeans, and a baseball game on the TV. A St. Bernard is just the pup to cuddle up with you on the couch and shout "C'mon ref!" while also well, carrying beer to you if needed.

A Morkie

A Morkie

You like fine wines, fine whiskeys, fine everything. You got class in spades, and it shows. You're also slightly esoteric in your choices sometimes, but that's ok: You're a cultured pup. An adorable Morkie who shows your royal taste and is a cuddle bug is just for you.

A Goldendoodle

A Goldendoodle

You're the life of the party and can down hard liquor and keep going till dawn. Goldendoodles are the life of the dog park. No brainer.

A Pit Bull

A Pit Bull

Down to earth, but knows how to have fun but at the same time, be responsible: That's you. A Pit Bull is your pawfect companion. They're always up for fun, but they also know how to snuggle like champs!

A Shiba Inu

A Shiba Inu

Independent to the max, you never drink with the crowd's fave: You go your own way. A Shiba Inu suits your adventurous, stand-apart nature completely. These pups are certainly individuals, just like you!

A Dachshund

A Dachshund

You're weird. They're weird. You drink Gewürztraminer and have even tried Everclear. Most would not dare such bravery. The badger hound Doxie is for you.

A Terrier

A Terrier

"Goonies never say die!" is your motto. #CantStopWontStop is your life creed. You've never been able to just do one Jello shot. Your pawfect pup is a terrier--any terrier. Their tenacious natures will suit you to a T!