Set a thirst trap and we'll tell you which celebrity fuckboi will slide in your DMs

Arielle Bines
Created By Arielle Bines
On May 23, 2018
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Pick some lingere

Where are you posing?

What's on your face?

Which body part are you revealing?

What are you captioning that baby?

Drake

Drake

Drake must have been living in a desert in Canada because he is one thirsty sucka! He'll be the one to call you on FaceTime which you didn't at all permit and he'll probably text you every hour on the hour with a "wyd" text. He might as well be a Tamagotchi with the way you'll constantly need to feed his ego and quench his thirst for you

Zayn

Zayn

Zayn would probably guilt-trip you into sending a nude because his soul is so broken. It's hard to resist his dark, emotionally scarred persona, which is why you'll do well to remember which body parts to hit send on. He wouldn't immediately slide into your DMs, giving other blokes the chance to make their mark and fail miserably, but he definitely would let you know he did so before laying some serious thought-provoking shit on you. Your excuse to your friends will be that you couldn't help but cater to his broken spirit.

Lord Disick

Lord Disick

Scott has you on his list of young hot jailbait to forward dick pics. He's an alleged businessman in the car dealership sphere, so he's already got files on which one of his Instagram hunnies he'll hit up based on a score dependent on hotness and age. He goes for youngins like Bella Thorne and Sofia Richie, so the more ambiguous your age, the better chance you have at him not ghosting you.

Liam Hemsworth

Liam Hemsworth

Liam will sporadically be in and out of your inbox when he feels like speaking. He's just as unsure about engaging Miley Cyrus as he is about what next shitty movie he'll put his name on. You might just be relieved that Liam slides into your Inbox as opposed to anyone else because he's not very demanding in his pursuit. He's just kind of...there, and you should be so lucky.

Post Malone

Post Malone

Posty is high maintenance despite having barbwire etched in ink around his forehead, but that's neither here nor there. Post is the guy who will probably cling onto you for some time because once anyone gives him an ounce of attention, you can't shake him. If you do decide to send Post some nudity, be sure it's some of your grossest photographs. That's just the way he likes it.