What Movie Psycho Is Your Evil Twin?

Hannibal the Cannibal Lecter is your evil twin. That's one heck of a monkey on your back. Hopefully, you like liver (politely decline if offered) with Chianti and fava beans. You are in good shape if he takes a shine to you, though. Just don't let him get inside your head -- one way or another.

Your evil twin will stop at nothing to make sure you complete your work. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, but if you get behind, she's liable to break your legs with a sledgehammer. Whatever you do, don't kill off Misery Chastian in any way whatsoever.

Are you utterly shallow, obsessed with wealth, really attached to 80s synthpop, and secretly a serial killer? Phew. I didn't think so, but had to ask. On the other hand, you're evil twin, Mr. Bateman certainly is. Thank goodness he's just a character in a movie, right? Right?!

If your basic instincts are telling you to avoid the shadows lurking behind you, listen to them. Although charming, intelligent, and sensual, your doppelganger wields an ice-pick. If you see Catherine coming, you may wish to head the other way, especially if her next novel is on a deadline.

Have you ever seen your evil twin walking around, spouting vaguely existential philosophy, and carrying a captive bolt pistol? If so, run! Anton embodies death, random and brutally emotionless. At least your less-pleasant duplicate is predictably unstoppable.

If your evil twin ever asks you for a favor, even if it's just for getting a glass of water from the fridge, politely and sternly decline. As the standard bearer of your darker self, Asami is not merely content to be in your life. She has to mutilate it past the point of recognition.