What Is Your Disney Drug Complex?

Your favorite Disney characters were all on something. Childhood=Ruined.

Margot T.
Created By Margot T.
On Mar 27, 2019

Be honest: Have you ever tried drugs?

Which of these activities would you enjoy the most?

Which of these titles most accurately describes you?

Which of these jobs would you rather have?

Which of these foods would you rather eat while having the munchies?

How do you feel about politics?

Do you prefer the company of others or would you rather hang by yourself?

Which of these artists would you rather see in concert?

Beauty and the Beast: Ecstasy

Beauty and the Beast: Ecstasy

You're the life of the party and your Disney drug complex is Belle rolling on ecstasy! Also known as molly or E, it is a psychoactive drug known for causing an exhilarating and euphoric high.

Looking back on "Beauty and the Beast", it's clear that Belle was rolling. What else could explain her jubilant reaction to being entertained by dancing plates, cakes and other various household objects?

Pocahontas: Peyote

Pocahontas: Peyote

You're a free spirit whose Disney drug complex is Pocahontas on peyote. Peyote is a psychoactive drug that when ingested can trigger a state of deep, hallucinatory introspection and insight. It has been used by indigenous peoples as part of religious ceremonies and rituals.

Looking back, it's clear that Pocahontas was tripping on peyote . After all, why else would she be speaking to trees and painting with the colors of the wind?!

Alice in Wonderland: LSD & Mushrooms

Alice in Wonderland: LSD & Mushrooms

You're a free spirited flower child whose Disney drug complex is Alice tripping on mushrooms and acid. Both are psychoactive drugs that cause hallucinations and place the user in a state of complete and utter abnormality, also known as tripping.

Alice in Wonderland is loaded with drug references and it's clear that Alice is tripping from the moment she falls down the rabbit hole!

Aladdin: Hash

Aladdin: Hash

Your Disney drug complex is Aladdin high on hashish. Hashish comes from the Arabic word for "grass" and is a cannabis product that contains THC, the same active ingredient in marijuana, but often in a higher concentration.

No wonder Aladdin was able to show Jasmine a whole new world! His magic carpet wasn't the only thing he was high on! Like Aladdin, you're a laid back and fun loving character who loves to explore and go on adventures!

Tigger: Cocaine

Tigger: Cocaine

You're full of creative ideas and love to be with people. Therefore your Disney drug complex is coked out Tigger. Cocaine matches your personality because it is a powerful stimulant that when ingested causes a heightened sense of alertness, energy, euphoria and confidence.

Therefore, it makes total sense that Tigger is completely coked out. After all, he sings a song about how wonderful he is, he's constantly bouncing off the walls and his big, beady eyes are clearly dilated from all the blow!

Sleeping Beauty: Xanax

Sleeping Beauty: Xanax

Relaxed and calm, your Disney drug complex is Sleeping Beauty loaded up on benzos. Benzodiazepines including Xanax, enhance the effects tranquilizing chemicals in the brain, slowing down activity and creating a calming effect.

Forget getting pricked by the spindle! Sleeping Beauty had clearly taken some Xanax and passed out!

Winnie The Pooh: Marijuana

Winnie The Pooh: Marijuana

Dude, your Disney drug complex is Winnie the Pooh stoned with the munchies. Marijuana produces psychoactive and physiological effects including euphoria, relaxation, heightened mood and and increased appetite.

No wonder Pooh was always eating honey! He clearly had the munchies from smoking weed! It would also explain his optimistic mood, cheerful personality and most importantly, his slightly lazy tenancies! Sound like you?