Which Mount Holyoke Bird Are You?

Moho plays host to a variety of bird life, from the beloved goose Jorge to the little-known belted kingfisher. Which of these fellows do you most resemble? Take the quiz to find out.

Alice Simmons
Created By Alice Simmons
On Sep 12, 2016

You encounter a friend while walking across campus. What do you do?

Do you like dirt?

How dramatic are you?

How much of your body weight consists of pure rage?

What are you looking for romantically?

Are you currently afraid?

How much do you love Jorge?

What is your favorite spot on campus?

How do you deal with stress?

You work at Uncommon Grounds, and people are always asking you for free coffee. How do you react?

Blue Jay

Blue Jay

You got the Blue Jay! You are loud, assertive, and probably gay. Jay rhymes with gay, so.... I don't make the rules. Sometimes your adamant opinions get you in trouble, but you're a great friend and never back down from a challenge.

Red-Tailed Hawk

Red-Tailed Hawk

You got the Red-Tailed Hawk! People think you're a badass, but you're actually just really stressed out and want to be left alone. Luckily, you always look pretty fierce, so you're able to conceal your constant existential dread.

Jorge

Jorge

You got Jorge! You are a pretty well-adjusted person. Congrats. You enjoy the simple pleasures in life, and although you're pretty different from all of your friends, they love you very much.

Great Blue Heron

Great Blue Heron

You got the Great Blue Heron! You are fairly quirky and introverted, and spend a lot of time staring into space. Unfortunately, people often think you are staring at them. You should probably work on that.

Common Crow

Common Crow

You got the Common Crow! You are socially adept and enjoy shiny things. You're generally pleasant to be around, but you can get pretty riled up if someone ruffles your feathers. Also, you're definitely gay. Sorry. Not my call.

Black-capped Chickadee

Black-capped Chickadee

You got the Black-Capped Chickadee! You are foolishly brave, often getting into confrontations that you know deep down inside that you can't win. It's a good thing you're cute.

Belted Kingfisher

Belted Kingfisher

You got the Belted Kingfisher! You are eccentric and crafty. Many around you don't understand you. Don't worry- you can use your many digging and fishing skills to out-live all of them during the apocalypse.

Mallard Duck

Mallard Duck

You got the Mallard Duck! You're a sweet and loving soul who brings joy to those around you. Also, you should never become a spy, because there is absolutely nothing stealthy about you. Nothing at all.