Tom Brady's Pre-Debate Pep Talk for Donald Trump
Tom Brady's Pre-Debate Pep Talk for Donald Trump
The legendary quarterback's tips for Trump to win the Presidential Debate against Hillary Clinton.
The legendary quarterback's tips for Trump to win the Presidential Debate against Hillary Clinton.
Tommy Boy
I probably shouldn't be texting you. You know, after the... unpleasantness that led to my suspension, but I wanted to send you a little pep talk before the debate.
The Donald
Thank you, Tom. It's so great to hear from another winner.
The Donald
And I am a winner.
Tommy Boy
Uh, yeah. Anyway, just wanted to remind you to give it your all out there.
The Donald
Huge winner. Ask any of the people I've done business with. No one wins like me. Not even Bill Belichick.
Tommy Boy
That's the spirit! Don't forget that you're the man who's going to Make America Great Again and no one, not even Crooked Hillary or Roger Goodell can change that.
The Donald
Vince Lombardi looks like a loser next to me. Really. His trophy isn't even gold. Sad.
Tommy Boy
Ha! This is why we love you, Donald.
The Donald
Have you ever seen a photograph of his wife? Now that's deplorable.
Tommy Boy
Uh, I haven't.
Tommy Boy
Maybe take it easy on stuff like that when you're debating. We don't need the PC police robbing you of the election the way the PSI police robbed me of the first four games of this season. Instead of insulting people based on their appearance, perhaps you can talk about foreign policy and how you're going to fix the economy?
The Donald
I've got to let you go, Tom. I need to get started on my hair if it's going to be ready for the debate.
Tommy Boy
Well, it sounds like you're already pretty pumped up for this debate. So I'll leave you with this: good luck out there! If anything starts to go wrong, have one of your guys cut the mic or something.
The Donald
Awesome, Tom. I'll see you at the inauguration.
Tommy Boy
Cool! Yeah. I'm going to throw my phone into Giselle's wood chipper now (she loves the smell of fresh mulch), so keep an eye out for my new digits.