Tom Brady's Pre-Debate Pep Talk for Donald Trump

The legendary quarterback's tips for Trump to win the Presidential Debate against Hillary Clinton.

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On Sep 26, 2016

Tommy Boy

Tommy Boy say

I probably shouldn't be texting you. You know, after the... unpleasantness that led to my suspension, but I wanted to send you a little pep talk before the debate.

The Donald

The Donald say

Thank you, Tom. It's so great to hear from another winner.

The Donald

The Donald say

And I am a winner.

Tommy Boy

Tommy Boy say

Uh, yeah. Anyway, just wanted to remind you to give it your all out there.

The Donald

The Donald say

Huge winner. Ask any of the people I've done business with. No one wins like me. Not even Bill Belichick.

Tommy Boy

Tommy Boy say

That's the spirit! Don't forget that you're the man who's going to Make America Great Again and no one, not even Crooked Hillary or Roger Goodell can change that.

The Donald

The Donald say

Vince Lombardi looks like a loser next to me. Really. His trophy isn't even gold. Sad.

Tommy Boy

Tommy Boy say

Ha! This is why we love you, Donald.

The Donald

The Donald say

Have you ever seen a photograph of his wife? Now that's deplorable.

Tommy Boy

Tommy Boy say

Uh, I haven't.

Tommy Boy

Tommy Boy say

Maybe take it easy on stuff like that when you're debating. We don't need the PC police robbing you of the election the way the PSI police robbed me of the first four games of this season. Instead of insulting people based on their appearance, perhaps you can talk about foreign policy and how you're going to fix the economy?

The Donald

The Donald say

I've got to let you go, Tom. I need to get started on my hair if it's going to be ready for the debate.

Tommy Boy

Tommy Boy say

Well, it sounds like you're already pretty pumped up for this debate. So I'll leave you with this: good luck out there! If anything starts to go wrong, have one of your guys cut the mic or something.

The Donald

The Donald say

Awesome, Tom. I'll see you at the inauguration.

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Tommy Boy

Tommy Boy say

Cool! Yeah. I'm going to throw my phone into Giselle's wood chipper now (she loves the smell of fresh mulch), so keep an eye out for my new digits.

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