Which Kind Of Avocado Toast Are You?

So many varieties of Avo Toast...which one are YOU?

Alexandria Berry
Created by Alexandria Berry
On Jul 30, 2015

You get up in the morning. It's about to rain. What kind of Avo Toast are you?

On a whim you buy a scratch-off lottery ticket and you actually win! You have to go back down to the bodega to collect your $10 but you're hungry first. What kind of Avo Toast are you gonna make?

You are bitten by a radio active mosquito. Now you are slowly turning into one but what that essentially means is you are really quiet and can sneak up on people. Also, if people try to swat you your weightless body gets tossed asunder. The first thing you are going to do with your new power is get you some Avo Toast. Which Avo Toast do you steal?

You fancy, huh?! If there was an American Express of Avo Toast, you would be it!

You fancy, huh?! If there was an American Express of Avo Toast, you would be it!

No frills about it! You just want it now and you don't care where you get it.

No frills about it! You just want it now and you don't care where you get it.

You always make your Avo Toast the same way.

You always make your Avo Toast the same way.