My Dog My Self–Your Personality Revealed!

Say "heel" and your dog obeys

Go with the flow—there's nothing like the thrill of the chase, and who are you to deprive him of that simple joy?

Give him a little tug and keep on walkin'

Take the leash off; let him catch the squirrel; eat the squirrel together

Your dog is a born hunter doing what he does best

Let it go. It's too late to correct the behavior

Catch the culprit before he finishes the purloined pizza

Give him another slice. Pizza is the best!

Accept your dog's need to vocalize. He's a social animal

You close the curtain, eliminating the tempting view of Fido next door strutting his stuff

A single "Quiet!" from you ends the looming barkopalypse

Bark along! Then let your dog outside to bark in person with his friend

Grieve for the bed that was, and dream of the bed that will be

Perfect! Now you have extra stuffing for a new bed

Immediately realise you forgot to give her a stuffed kong to keep her occupied while you were away

Acknowledge that you should have crated her and move on

Give him a high five!

Turn your back and ignore the dog until they calm down

Catch him in your arms for a snuggle

Tell him to sit and stay. Practice makes perfect!

The dog freed the rosebush from bad fung shui, better relocate it to the front yard

Catch him at it and redirect his energy at a fun chewing toy

Ha Ha! That was a decoy rose bush. The important flowers are still safe

Thanks for making my gardening easier, dog! Good job

Curl up next to your dog for a good long nap

Wake your dog and have him go back to his own bed

You gently pull your book out from under his sleeping frame and sit on another chair so as not to disturb him

Shrug and pat your Dyson Animal vacuum, costco sized box of lint rollers, and tuck him in

To every life, some wind must pass

If you can't beat him, join him!

Blame Grandma's treat jar!

Investigate his diet for gas causing ingredients

Order a pedipaws "as seen on TV" rotary nail clipper. Why not?

Make a point of walking him on more concrete sidewalks. Nature's nail file!

Set aside time every day to desensitize your pup to paw handling and the clipper sound

Try chewing them off instead!