How The Spice Girls Help Each Other Get Ready
How The Spice Girls Help Each Other Get Ready
It can't be that different from us, can it?
It can't be that different from us, can it?
Posh
Guys, I've got a fashion party tonight and I can't figure out what to wear.
Baby
Oh God, I can’t. Not this again.
Ginger
How is this possible? You’re literally a fashion designer.
Scary
What's new...
Posh
ANYWAY…I’m feeling a bit nostalgic. Remember this? Anybody have a suit I can borrow?
Ginger
Bet Sporty does.
Sporty
Oy! Don’t come for me, Geri.
Ginger
Baby
I was living for that cane!
Scary
Same.
Ginger
Can we just talk about my cigar for a second?
Sporty
Victoria, my dear...you know I love you, but I think we can do better.
Posh
Baby
Yeah, I agree. Let’s go for something a little more… what’s the word I’m looking for?
Ginger
Sexy?
Scary
Printed?
Sporty
Athleisure?
Baby
Fun!
Posh
Okay, I can do fun. See above.
Ginger
What about that is any different from what you usually wear, babe?
Scary
Aaaaand you're basic!
Baby
Lol. You guys, don’t be hasty.
Sporty
“I’ll give you a try…”
Ginger
“If you really bug me then I’ll say goodbye…”
Scary
"YO! I’ll"—just kidding.
Posh
Alright. Moving on! What about this? Metallic is fun, no?
Baby
Hey, I’m okay with this!
Posh
Or this one? They’re just so different…
Scary
*sigh*
Sporty
Posh
OKAY, I GET IT. No more #littleguccidresses.
Scary
That was the morning I lost my boots. Remember that, Geri?
Ginger
Sorry, no!
Scary
Typical! Typical Leo, isn’t it? Borrowing stuff without even asking me.
Ginger
No, that’s Capricorn.
Sporty
Oy, don’t you be startin’ on Capricorns!
Ginger
Baby
#mental
Posh
EXCUSE ME. What about this then?
Scary
Not mad at that.
Sporty
Yeah, I quite like it. Lol, Geri…what’s with the cocktail kimono?
Ginger
Not today, Mel!
Posh
Guys, come on. I’m going to be late! Throwing the suit idea out there one final time.
Baby
Sporty
Okay, fine. Thumbs up from me, too.
Scary
If, and only if, you do the pointed-toe pump again.
Posh
Duh.
Ginger
I’m in! Also, we're coming with you. #sorrynotsorry
Posh
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