It's desert music festival time, and sometimes it's hard to know where you are at all. You could be pretty much anywhere, so where are any of us really? Take the quiz so we can help locate you -- you just might be at Coachella.
You, along with most people, are actually not at Coachella right now. That won't stop you from having to read about it or think about it for two straight weekends, but at least there's no poop in your shoes.
We can't know for sure. Look up from your screen to find out.