Are You Abbi Or Ilana?

Find out which "Broad City" BFF is your human spirit animal and/or animal spirit human.

Fusion
Created By Fusion
On Apr 4, 2016

What's your favorite Amy Poehler memory from "SNL?"

Pick a twin.

Choose a Lifebooker deal.

Pick a strain of weed.

When riding the subway, would you rather...

Pick a Weezy track.

When the restaurant bill comes, you suddenly realize you've lost your wallet. What do you do?

Abbi

Abbi

Even in a world full of toilets to clean and randos puking on you at ATMs, you get shit DONE. Your ambition will take you places. And no one would guess what a hot latter-day Judy Garland you morph into when you're wasted.

Ilana

Ilana

Bearing your soul in a figurative (and often literal) crop top, you're eager to suck out all the marrow of life and encourage your friends to do the same. You can't spell D-O-P-E without Y-O-U. I mean, you could, but why would you want to?