Helloooooooo, groupies! It is I, Señor Deadpool. I know you dream of one night with a ravishing beast like me. Of running your fingers up my katana… Of getting your hands around my twin pistols… Of…
Wait, where was I?
Personality quiz? This is a personality quiz. Okay. And you wanna see if you can BE ME? But I thought you were into me…? You weren't?
*sigh* Guy's gotta dream.