Funky Cold Medina: Do You Remember The Lyrics?
You probably sang along countless times in the 80's, but how well do you really remember the words to this funny Tone-Loc epic song?
_____ at a bar,
and I'm _____ for some action
But like _____ said,
I can't get no _______
The _____ are all around,
but none of them want to ____ with me
My threads are ___ and I'm lookin ____, yo, what's up with L-o-see?
The girls is all ___' at the other end of the bar
Havin drinks with some no-name ___, when they know that I'm the star
So I got up and ___ over
to the other side of the ___
I asked the ___, "Why you so ___?" He said, "Funky Cold Medina"
This ___ told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your ___, and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any ___
A couple of ___ of this love potion,
and she'll be ___ your ___
So I gave some to my ___ when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did ___ on my leg
He used to ___ and bite me,
before he was much much ___
But now all the ___ run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin? I got every dog ___ my ___ breakin down my door
I got ___
___ from ___
They won't ___ my dog ___ with that Medina, pal
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is ___"
I thought she'd be ___ to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it." Then a couple sips, she ___ licked her lips,
and I knew that she was ___
So I took her to my ___, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big ___, Sheena was a man
So I ___,
I don't ___ around with no
You must be sure that the girl is ___ for the Funky Cold Medina.
You know, ain't no ___ with a man.
This is the 80's, and ___ with the ladies.
Back in the ___,
lookin' for a little ___,
I took a shot as a contestant on "The ___."
The ___ voted,
and you know they ___ a winner.
I took my date to the ___ for Medina and some dinner.
She had ___ drinks,
I'm thinkin soon what I'll be ____.
Instead she started talkin 'bout ____
I said, "Wait, slow down, ___,
not so fast ___, I'll be seein ya"
That's why I found you don't ___ around with the Funky Cold Medina
Ya know what I'm sayin'?
That Medina's a ___, y'all