Funky Cold Medina: Do You Remember The Lyrics?

and I'm _____ for some action

But like _____ said,

I can't get no _______

The _____ are all around,

but none of them want to ____ with me

My threads are ___ and I'm lookin ____, yo, what's up with L-o-see?

The girls is all ___' at the other end of the bar

Havin drinks with some no-name ___, when they know that I'm the star

So I got up and ___ over

to the other side of the ___

I asked the ___, "Why you so ___?" He said, "Funky Cold Medina"

This ___ told me a secret on how to get more chicks

Put a little Medina in your ___, and the girls'll come real quick

It's better than any ___

or ___

A couple of ___ of this love potion,

and she'll be ___ your ___

So I gave some to my ___ when he began to beg

Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did ___ on my leg

He used to ___ and bite me,

before he was much much ___

But now all the ___ run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin? I got every dog ___ my ___ breakin down my door

I got ___

___ from ___

They won't ___ my dog ___ with that Medina, pal

I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is ___"

I thought she'd be ___ to go with a little Funky Cold Medina

She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it." Then a couple sips, she ___ licked her lips,

and I knew that she was ___

So I took her to my ___, and everything went well as planned

But when she got undressed, it was a big ___, Sheena was a man

So I ___,

I don't ___ around with no

___ wiener.

You must be sure that the girl is ___ for the Funky Cold Medina.

You know, ain't no ___ with a man.

This is the 80's, and ___ with the ladies.

Back in the ___,

lookin' for a little ___,

I took a shot as a contestant on "The ___."

The ___ voted,

and you know they ___ a winner.

I took my date to the ___ for Medina and some dinner.

She had ___ drinks,

I'm thinkin soon what I'll be ____.
Instead she started talkin 'bout ____

I said, "Wait, slow down, ___,

not so fast ___, I'll be seein ya"

That's why I found you don't ___ around with the Funky Cold Medina

Ya know what I'm sayin'?
That Medina's a ___, y'all