Which Blank Mastermind Character Are You?

Ice cream, man. Listen to your favorite music . . . read something . . . just chill and do happy things.

Pray. Talk it out with family.

Vent by kicking things and cursing. Try and hide it around other people, but probably end up exploding at them anyway.

Distract yourself with a project and make a few jokes to try and lighten up about it.

Blast music or go somewhere to do something exciting that’s totally unrelated.

Don’t bother anyone else with them. Work out the root of the issue and try to get yourself back together as quietly as possible.

Unless I see something incredibly interesting, I’m probably leaving with my wallet untouched, thank you.

A biography of someone I admire. Maybe a good looking novel.

Comic books. Though if a fun looking cookbook catches my eye, I might grab that too.

A cool conspiracy theory evidence book . . . maybe a vintage car picture book.

A few Popular Mechanics things and DIY/survival books.

A hardback, fancy-cover classic I already know I love.

Hanging out with friends and making some sweet treats.

Go for a drive to somewhere I’ve never been . . . maybe go to a baseball game if I’ve got someone with me.

I’ll probably end up staying around home, sucked into whatever project I’m working on. Though I might tag along with one of my friends if what they’re doing sounds fun.

Something with my family. Bike riding, swimming, hiking . . . something we can all do together.

Staying home and reading. I need a break from people.

There’s a car show in town and I am so there, man.

Worship music.

I listen to a lot of stuff. Classical calms me down, though.

Educational ditties that help me remember important facts.

Something with a good beat that’s easy to sing along to.

Rock n roll, all the way.

Folk music.

Ah . . . this could go really deep. But small, enclosed spaces really freak me out.

Not being the person God would have me be.

Being forced to be stationary for a long time.

Not being there for the people I watch out for.

Helplessness

Failure.

It varies, but I usually like a good burger or barbeque place.

Someplace good and hopefully healthy, but cheap. I don’t have a ton of money.

Somewhere with a good steak.

Some drive in/takeout place. Chinese or burgers, probably.

An ice cream parlor or bakery. Shush, desert for dinner is totally a thing.

A classic old restaurant that’s been in town for years.

Holding people’s things while they go on rides and working out the most frugal way to spend our tickets.

I have my favorite rides I frequent. The big roller coasters especially.

Going on a few good rides and then getting talked into a couple that scare the heck out of me. I won’t admit it with a gun to my head, though.

Taking advantage of all the awesome sugary treats and trying to get my friends to go on the scariest rides with me.

Being the most aggressive bumper-car driver out there.

I’m probably accompanying the little kids on their rides. You don’t hear me complaining though. The looks on their faces are worth it all.

Sturdy jeans.

Paracord bracelet.

Leather jacket, no competition.

Fedora and sunglasses.

Hoodie.

Tank top.

I have a style I usually work with and just stick to that.

Put it under a hat.

Dye it fun colors.

Spikes. Hair gel is my friend.

Just comb it/brush it. Keep it tame and out of the way.

I tug at it when I’m thinking/frustrated, but it’s mostly too insane for me to do much else. We haven’t negotiated a truce yet.

Sodas.

Milkshakes or malts.

Juice or some sort of smoothie.

Iced tea.

Um... water?

I need coffee to survive, so that’ll probably win.

Telling everyone to smile. (Possibly threatening.)

Smiling your best.

Trying (and probably failing) to look civil.

Managing a half smile, even though you know you’ll probably hate the picture.

Making a silly face.

Putting horns on someone.