POLL: What Do You Think Will Happen At Tonight's Republican Debate?
Will Trump peel off his skin to reveal his true reptilian-overlord self? Will Carly Fiorina finally admit she's just been trolling us this whole time?
Even without Huckabee and Christie, tonight's debate will be a barn burner. What do you think is going to happen?
Trump reject's republican nom, declares himself King
Fiorina introduces pound of flesh option as part of tax plan
Carson informs us he created Facebook
Christie crashes it, demands apology or he'll scream
Clinton appears, nods sagely, sets the stage on fire
Saunders live tweet's in all caps just cuss words, wins.
SNL theme song plays, network loses half of viewers
Rubio, Bush, Cruz, Paul form a barbershop quartet
The Ghost of Lincoln appears, disbands Republican party