Comedy Coven: Which Witch Are You?
Comedy Coven: Which Witch Are You?
So, you've been to a Comedy Coven show? Or at the very least been spammed by them on social media? You've been wondering if you're a Jacqui, an Emily, a Stephanie, a Tricia, or a Taylor? Take this quiz now to find out Which Witch you are!
So, you've been to a Comedy Coven show? Or at the very least been spammed by them on social media? You've been wondering if you're a Jacqui, an Emily, a Stephanie, a Tricia, or a Taylor? Take this quiz now to find out Which Witch you are!
Who is your favorite comedian?
Pick your favorite color:
What's your ideal first date?
Your favorite movie genre?
Where is your ideal vacation spot?
Who is your favorite author?
What's your favorite pastime?
Who's your favorite Spice Girl?
What's your parental situation?
What song do you pick for karaoke?
You're on death row for murdering the 716th guy who told you "you're funny... for a girl." What is your last meal request?
What will your funeral be like?
You are forced to use four emojis as your signature for the rest of your life, which four emojis do you use?
Who is your celebrity crush?
Favorite sexual position?
A man catcalls you on the street, what is your response?
A baby is left alone inside the car in a hot summer day. Why haven't our parents gone to any of our shows?
Who's your favorite Coven witch?
Taylor De La Ossa
Taylor De La Ossa
Congratulations, you are Coven Witch Taylor De La Ossa! You are a Gemini whose delightful brain consists of bong residue and pop culture knowledge. You love drag queens, cinema, and the occult. An extroverted introvert, you are confident and vulgar but also whimsical and golden-hearted.
You shady bitch.
Emily Syrja
Emily Syrja
Congratulations, you are Coven Witch Emily Syrja! A Nordic sorceress really just focused on the emotional journey of it all. Most things in life are bullshit, but you aren't afraid to embrace the healing power of crystals & puppy cuddles. Your signature accessory is strep throat. On a typical Friday night, you're in bed by 9 pm, lozenge in mouth and enormous gas station cola in hand.
Jacqui Marpa
Jacqui Marpa
Congratulations, you're Coven Witch Jacqui Marpa! You are a 13 year old gay boy from the Philippines... I think that's where you're from... Cambodia? I don't know. No one knows actually... but that doesn't matter because you're a fearless little spitfire full of poops who just wants America to let her feel her oats.
No but seriously, TELL US WHERE YOU'RE FROM SO WE CAN APPROPRIATE YOU.
Tricia Chamberlain
Tricia Chamberlain
Congratulations, you are Coven Witch Tricia Chamberlain! Fun, friendly, and forceful, you can hang with the boys just as successfully as you can in girl power yelling fests. Your life is lived in a flower shop, which seems like something only a movie heroine could do, but that makes perfect sense because you are the heroine of your own life. More misandrist than feminist, you really want to dismantle the current male dominated social structure, but the pizza just got here.
Stephanie Onderchanin
Stephanie Onderchanin
Congratulations! You are Coven Witch Stephanie Onderchanin, a Corporate Spice with a hearty dose of neuroticism and wonder. You spend your time thinking about food, reading internet articles and then using that knowledge to school idiots. Your celeb inspirations are equally Kanye West and The Barefoot Contessa.