Which Honeymooners Character Are You?

You are Ralph Kramden, devoted husband, bosom pal and dedicated employee of the Gotham Bus Company. You are loud, obnoxious and extremely protective of your sleep. You have a jealous streak and are pretty good in a fight when you get going. You are always looking for a way to give your beloved wife all the things she ever wanted no matter how crazy the get rich scheme may be. You enjoy bowling, pool, poker and Italian food, you are an active member in the Bensonhurst chapter of the Raccoon Lodge where you serve as treasurer. Although you exhibit a gruff exterior it is a well know fact to your inner circle that deep down inside you are "a sweet kid." By your own admission you have a BIG MOUTH!

You are Ed Norton, you are a New York City Sewer worker, that resides in the Garden Spot of the world, Brooklyn USA. You are a veteran of The US Navy, after the war you attended typing school on the G.I. Bill. You are carefree and good-natured, but slightly dimwitted. The sight of an empty icebox brings a tear to your eye. You have many eccentricities and are prone to wild gesticulation. You are a loyal friend and devoted husband. You enjoy bowling, ping pong, cards (especially Knuckle, Knuckle), pool, playing the piano and Captain Video and his Video Rangers.. You are a member in good standing of the Bensonhurst chapter of the Raccoon Lodge where you serve as Sergeant at Arms. You have a difficult time telling your best friend "No".

You are Alice Kramden, nee Gibson. You are the level-headed, highly sarcastic, embattled affectionate wife of Ralph Kramden who can give as good as you get. You enjoy Liberace, dancing, roller skating, Chinese food and going to the movies. Prior to your marriage you worked briefly as a secretary and during the depression you handed out shovels for the WPA. You are the perfect foil to your short tempered husband.

You are Trixie Norton, wife of Ed Norton. You are an ex-burlesque dancer who once had a part in a John Boles movie. You and your best friend Alice Kramden are always looking for ways to get your husbands to pay more attention to you. You enjoy playing the ukulele, dancing the mambo and in your youth you were quite the pool hustler. According to your husband Ed you weren't always a blonde .

You are Mrs. Gibson, Alice Kramden's mother. You despise your son in law Ralph and constantly harangue Alice that he is not a good provider. The only time you have a kind word for Ralph is when you think you stand to benefit financially. You once won a free movie pass to The Beast From Twenty Thousand Fathoms in a look alike contest. You have an innate ability to sense your son in law's entrance into a room and you are known to give away the endings of Broadway Plays. You are a notorious BLABBERMOUTH.

You are Aunt Ethel, you are an ex-sausage stuffer from Dayton, Ohio. You are Alice's spinster Aunt who specializes in being a professional uninvited guest at the expense of your unlucky relatives no matter where they live. Since the death of your beloved Cocker Spaniel Timmy you have been especially melancholy. You have a penchant for midnight snacks, you believe that the old fashioned remedies are the best and you have a habit of mislaying your false teeth.

You are J.J.. Marshall, owner of the Gotham Bus Company. You are an avid golfer, with a keen interest in learning the game of pool. Your tastes run to champagne, caviar, cigars, and big band music. But you are a miser when it comes to the salaries of your employees. You detest all liars except when a lie suits your own purpose. In Ralph's own words you are a "Dirty Bum".

You are the Raccoon Lodge President, you preside over the Bensonhurst Chapter of Raccoon Lodge which boasts 300 members including Sgt. of Arms Ed Norton and Treasurer Ralph Kramden. Some of your duties include choosing talent to entertain at lodge meetings, the annual boat ride up the Hudson River to Raccoon point, the annual fishing trip and the annual costume party.