Could You Survive Jurassic World?
Could You Survive Jurassic World?
OK, so with Chris Pratt heading up the velociraptor gang, you may have your doubts about booking tickets to Jurassic World instead of Disney World this Summer. But could you survive Jurassic World... Assuming it all ends in disaster, that is. It's a theme park with real dinosaurs... what could go wrong?!
OK, so with Chris Pratt heading up the velociraptor gang, you may have your doubts about booking tickets to Jurassic World instead of Disney World this Summer. But could you survive Jurassic World... Assuming it all ends in disaster, that is. It's a theme park with real dinosaurs... what could go wrong?!
Are your pets well behaved?
When you're at a theme park, do you buy the fast track tickets to jump the queues?
Do you buy organic?
How handy are you on hacking into complicated computer systems?
When you go on holiday do you read the safety info/watch the seatbelt routine on the plane?
When things look like they're going wrong, do you...?
Do you know how to ride a motorbike?
Which Jurassic World exhibit do you visit first?
You see a T-Rex, do you...?
Do you have any shares in Masrani or InGen?
How fast can an Indominus run?
Your level of survival skills is...?
Yes
Yes
Well done. You've either watched the Jurassic Park films very carefully to see where the characters make mistakes, or you've done this kind of thing before... Safari perhaps? One where the big game are the size of large buildings...? Can we stick with you on this trip?
No
No
We regret to inform you that you are almost certainly coming back from Jurassic World in a body bag. If you were selfish and didn't help the kids or didn't listen to the safety information... it's your own fault!
It's touch and go...
It's touch and go...
OK, you might make it through Jurassic World. Or you might not. We suggest you stick close to Chris Pratt (as if you needed asking twice - everyone wants to be around Chris, he's awesome), he'll see you out safe.