Should You Join the Galactic Empire or the Rebel Alliance?
Should You Join the Galactic Empire or the Rebel Alliance?
In the Star Wars Universe, everyone needs to choose a side.
In the Star Wars Universe, everyone needs to choose a side.
Let's jump right in to it. Which is more important?
Which ability would you rather have?
Choose a TV show
Now choose a movie
What's your idea of fun?
Choose your dream vacation spot
What is your dream job?
It's your first day off in months. What do you do with it?
Who would you rather have as your robotic companion?
We have to ask. What's your favorite color?
Lastly, which of these quotes inspires you more?
Galactic Empire
Galactic Empire
Look, the rebellion is cute and all - but the true power in this galaxy lies in the hands of the Empire, and that's where you belong. Why would you live on a dirty, cramped moon base when you literally control the entire galaxy? Rebels can keep their cheesy quotes and misguided optimism; you'll be chilling on the Death Star with Darth Vader, blasting any planet that gets in your way and laughing while you do it. Hey, you're not one to let a little thing like "democracy" get in the way of your fun. So iron your finest black cape and give Boba Fett a ring, because it's time to make the galaxy great again.
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Rebel Alliance
Rebel Alliance
C'mon BB-8, time to roll out: We've got a Death Star to destroy. That's right, you belong in the passionate, scrappy Rebel Alliance. When the Emperor took power after the Clone Wars, you didn't just pack it up and go home. No - you cracked your knuckles, loaded your power converters and got ready to take down any stormtrooper in your path. Missions with seemingly impossible odds, secret moon bases, shouting "It's a trap!" - it's all in a day's work to you. So strap yourself in and prepare for lightspeed: you have a long battle ahead of you.
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