What Era Trump Are You?

Trump Force One, it's far better than that HACK Obama's jet!

Daddy's limo, fully stocked with spaghetti and soda!

MY Limousine! Not My Dad's! I paid for it...with a small loan...of a million dollars...it's still MINE!

ABC picked me up. Yes I sit in back.

Only the BEST airline, the profitless Trump Shuttle!

Pizza Hut's Stuffed Crust Pizza, crust first!

Only the BEST, Trump Steaks.

Anything but those "filthy food carts". They get ketchup and mustard all over the street, SAD!

DAD! GET ME MCDONALD'S!

Taco Bowls. We've Got the BEST Taco Bowls at Trump Tower!

"We can’t continue to allow China to rape our country."

"I play to people's fantasies."

"Grab her by the Pussy."

"Daddy WTF you can't send me to military academy with the common folk!"

"Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day."

Militaristic, to say the least.

IT'S THE BEST HAIR AROUND! ASK ANYBODY!

I wear hats! Only The BEST hats!

Yellow, as if it were made of coffee-stained teeth.

Parted, right to left.

I'm a "ladies' man", not a lady's man, man.

"Look, any girl you have, I can take from you."

Melania, she's GORGEOUS, what else is there to say?

Marla, the woman who I made out with as she birthed my child. It was lit.

Ivana, eating pizza with her crust first felt sooooo right yet soooo wrong.

Crying about homework and shit.

The Apprentice, you'll all be watching, or else YOU'RE FIRED!

Just being the greatest jobs president God ever created. I WIN!

Hotels, casinos, bankruptcy! DOING FANTASTIC!

We're building Trump Tower, TO THE MOON!

Charged with illegal lobbying, I'll pay the fine. GOVERNMENT HAS GONE TOO FAR!

My security guard punches a guy, and I'M the one who gets sued? Sad.

I fired an analyst for doubting Trump Taj Mahal, the BEST casino in town, sue me! (He did.)

I go to Wharton, great school, no problems.

I'm being sued for forcing tenants out of a building so I can destroy it. THAT'S BUSINESS PEOPLE!

Yearbook Superlative: Ladies' Man.

The Ellis Island Medal Of Honor, FOR REAL! and yes, that is Rosa Parks.

Golden Raspberry for Worst Supporting Actor for my role in Ghosts Can't Do It.

I'm in the NJ Boxing Hall of Fame! I got the power to knock out Crooked Hillary once and for all!

I'VE GOT A STAR ON THE WALK OF FAME!