Which Soccer Hairstyle Fits Your Personality?

“Whatever the hell I want! Maybe a bit of theft and violence, or maybe I’ll volunteer at the nursing home.”

“I don’t know. I’ll have to see what everyone else is up to, and I’ll probably be doing that as well.”

“I need to feed all of my cats, and plummet to the depths of the internet.”

“Whatever, it doesn’t matter. Just chill and let whatever happens happen.”

“I’m going out and looking for some trouble, maybe punch a geezer in the face.”

“I’ll probably get home, prep my Spotify playlist for a small get together and prepare a nutritional and beneficial supper for my guests.”

“Tonight, I’m going dancing! YOLO!”

“I’m going to get out, wait for the firefighters to arrive and show them how it’s done.”

“A fire? Get low to the ground, beneath the smoke line and just try not to perish.”

“Run? I’m going to confront that fire and see if I emerge like Khaleesi, Mother of Dragons.”

“I started the fire, and I’m already far gone — faking my own death is the only way to avoid my creditors.”

“Get the shampoo, grab the loofah, do a quick set of crunches and I’m out!”

“I’ll grab my coat, it could be cold outside. And my toothbrush. . .who knows how long this ordeal will last!”

“Got to grab all my vinyls, my photographs and books — the things that define me!”

“Star Wars: Episode VII — The Force Awakens”

“E.T. The Extra-Teresstrial”

“Inception”

“Jurassic World”

“The Hunger Games”

“Titanic”

“The Lion King”

“McDonald’s”

“Applebee’s”

“Burger King”

“Subway”

“Taco Bell”

“Olive Garden”

“Wendy’s”

I choose to dare, to be fearless and lose the ball often. Sorry!

Poetry in motion, silky smooth on the ball. Touch me and I’m going down like a sack of potatoes.

You ever heard of Gonzalo Jara? Yeah, just try me.

Get the ball on my head and I’m trouble — just commanding the skies with my aerial prowess.

I’m like a stallion of forward progress, all limbs and appendages moving to create one giant whirlwind of weirdness.

Two-footed, studs up, raking your shins and legs — typically lasting for around 50 minutes before a red card.

It’s to the point and direct, like a well-oiled machine of productivity. There’s no room for creativity here.

“While the teacher is assigning the project, I’m out back behind the school dumpsters, getting up to some mischievous skulduggery.”

“Oh man! Group project? I don’t do well in social settings, talking to others or forming friendships.”

“Ooh, can do! Anyone needs help, anyone needs assistance, I’m there for you!”

“I’ll be head of mediation and communication! I’ll just talk and talk and talk while someone else actually gets something done.”

“What’s this group project about? If we’re making a baking soda volcano, I’ve got some promising ideas that I’d like to share with you all.”

“As a type A personality, I’m marked by a strong degree of aggression, impatience and need for control. Basically, this is going to be hell for everyone else.”

“As a type undefined personality, I’m going have everyone else do the work and get whatever grade the rest of you commoners get."

“People who drive too slow in the fast lane.”

“Messy public toilets.”

“When you hold the door open for someone and they don’t say ‘thank you’.”

“When someone writes ‘first!’ in the comments section.”

“People who don’t wash their hands.”

“People who don’t stay up out of my personal space.”

“Annoying children”

“Music — music is life and life is music.”

“The dharma of cosmic order. Just look up at the sky!”

“Our lord and savior Apollo — the god of music, truth, prophecy, sun and light.”

“The spirit and oneness of all things through nature and mother Earth.”

“The arts — I need to create to be free and find my true self.”

“The fraternity of the human spirit — we’re all in this together!”

“Tis all but a dream — we but play our roles like actors upon a stage.”

“The fox is both cunning and tricky — what it says is most likely a lie.”

“The fox says stop hunting me with packs of hounds.”

“The fox yelps and snarls combative calls — it’s time for conflict.”

“Foxes are known to be solitary and seldom known to speak.”

“The fox ate grandmother and now wants your basket of baked goods.”

“I don’t know, but can I domesticate a fox and keep it in my home? Please?”

“The fox came to me in a vision and instructed me to become a fox myself. Now, I spend my time in a small den eating insect and birds.”

Electronic

Reggae

90s pop

Screamo

Hip-hop/Rap

Progressive rock

Folk

“Tucking my shirt in.”

“Purchasing toilet paper at the store.”

“Playing with my old beanie babies.”

“Eating something that wasn’t organic.”

“Wearings sandals and socks.”

“Out and about in sweatpants.”

“Farting in an elevator.”

“I took a picture of my pet dog/cat. They’re so outlandish!”

“I accidentally took a video that was supposed to be a photo.”

“I took a picture of an unsuspecting stranger.”

“I don’t own a phone.”

“A picture of the sunset/glorious outdoors!”

“I took a selfie — I was looking on fleeeeeek!”

“I took a series of pictures for a Snapchat story”

“Move near the beach, become a bum.”

“Begin my true calling: city vigilante, protector of the people.”

“I’d sell everything, buy a yacht and sail right up to happiness.”

“Travel around the world.”

“Pick a random name out of the phonebook and follow them around for days.”

“I’d go back to work. Early retirement = early death.”

“Join a band or start my own.”