Which Blue Ridge Rollergirl Are You? (Part Two!)
Which Blue Ridge Rollergirl Are You? (Part Two!)
Are you a feisty ankle biter like Shadow of Beth, or are you hard-hitting nurse like Coma N. Ducer? Click to find out, and then come see The Blue Ridge Rollergirls bout at the U.S. Cellular Center on May 30 at 5 and 7 p.m.!
Are you a feisty ankle biter like Shadow of Beth, or are you hard-hitting nurse like Coma N. Ducer? Click to find out, and then come see The Blue Ridge Rollergirls bout at the U.S. Cellular Center on May 30 at 5 and 7 p.m.!
Other than being awesome at roller derby, what are you known for?
It's time for an away bout! Where will you stay?
Are you "litter"ally a cat person, or do you prefer making "woofles"? What's your pet of choice?
Crap, you waited until the last minute, and now you have to write a paper for your school project. What do you title the paper?
Okay, we all know that derby isn't about what you wear on the track, but you have to get dressed! What do you put on?
Ugh, it's happening again. Why on earth would someone ever avoid you at practice?
Pshew, finally some down time! What's your favorite TV show?
And finally, who is your hero or heroine?
Coma N. Ducer
Coma N. Ducer
You are known for your hard hits, signature neon derby pants, and God-bless-it Southern sweetness! Jammers have a difficult time getting past you, especially after you hit them out-of-bounds and run back to create chaos. You are constantly appearing, disappearing, and reappearing to keep those hits coming. However, in addition to derby, you work full-time, go to school, take care of your family, and keep up with all of those pets your significant other finds on Craigslist. You are a beast on the track and a sweetheart to your friends!
Shadow of Beth
Shadow of Beth
Rawr! You are short but mighty! You are seen as a fearless leader on your team; whether you are creating complicated spreadsheets or blocking opponents with your fabulous ass, everyone loves you and can't get enough. You are strong and persistent in following your goals and proving that ankle biters can be a powerful force on and off the track!
PocaHotMess
PocaHotMess
You are known for going wherever the colors of the wind take you. Jam? Sure! Block? Absolutely! Sleep in your car in a faded pair of overalls? Why not! Your teammates admire your ability to take criticism and improve your skill with every practice. Your enemies fear you on the track but can't wait to dance with you at the after party! You might have a secretive background in extreme sports and love welding cool stuff for your teammates when you have the time.
Princess Suck It Up Buttercup
Princess Suck It Up Buttercup
You are the epitome of a "Derby Mom!" Your teammates probably fight over who was your "daughter" first, who is your favorite "daughter," and who gets to ride with you to the next bout. On the track, you are consistent in your ability to hold back the jammer and make her wish that she'd never put on that star. You are responsible, in real life and while protecting those points!
Knotty By Nature
Knotty By Nature
You are an up-and-coming All Star jammer who consistently proves herself on and off the track! You are sweet (but a little sassy sometimes), and everyone has a crush on you, especially when you call them "sweetheart." You're making the track a better place, one power jam at a time.
DisGrace Slick
DisGrace Slick
You are loyal and dedicated to doing whatever your team needs to succeed. You are great with numbers, and you take no excuses on the track...or when members try to pay their dues late! At home, your kids know that you mean business, so they are very well-behaved in public. All you have to do is give them "The Look," and they know to be quiet. Your teammates love your straightforward approach and skills on the track!
Sparkle Plug
Sparkle Plug
You are almost too fast for the camera to catch! You are known for your natural talent and your ability to make everyone in the room smile. You are goofy but highly intuitive and smart about your moves on the track. You KILL IT at karaoke and pretty much anything you do. However, you know when to be serious and when to speak your mind!
Oh, and glitter. All dat glitter.