Which member of mini-5SOS should you adopt?

You'd make them sandwiches without the crusts

Er, how often do kids need to eat?

Leaves and protein

Chicken dippers

English

Maths

The class that had your friend in it

You're good at school, you're never truant, you can speak french - you think you're fluent

Lunch

Hakuna Matata

LIVE LAUGH LOVE etc etc

You don't have one, you just follow your instincts

It's better to shit your pants than to die of constipation

Don't let the colours fade to grey

It goes on

You make it sound so sweet
when you lie to me

Cause I’ve got a jet black heart
and there’s a hurricane underneath it

Don't have your rent and it's the first of the monthhhhhh

The pictures that you sent me they're still living in my phone

And when the phone call finally ends,
you say, "Thanks for being a friend"