Who Said It: Kanye West Or Liz Lemon?

"I have no interest in working with someone who is too important or too good or too traditional to take a call at 3am."

"What is the deal with my life?"

"I don't really think it's fair for me to be put on jury duty, because I'm a hologram."

"In Roman times the artist would contemplate proportions and colors. Now there is only one important color... Green."

"Im'a call you back, I'm snitting next to Borpo."

"And I use a period, because contrary to popular belief, I strongly dislike exclamation points!"

"I'm not even gon lie to you. I love me so much right now."

"Somebody bring me some ham!"

"I specifically ordered Persian rugs with cherub imagery! What do I have to do to get a simple Persian rug with cherub imagery? Uggh."

"Sometimes the right thing and the hard thing are the same thing. I read that on a tea bag."

"I can have it all!"

"Room service, ugggh! I hate when I order fruit and can taste the other food they cut with the same knife. Beef-flavored pineapples."

"Sometimes I get emotional over fonts."

"Rejection from society is what created the X-Men."

"I hate when I'm on a flight and wake up with a water bottle next to me. Like 'Oh great, now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle'."