You and your bae plan a romantic night together. How do you cap off the night? x Some creative roleplay and maybe a threeway. A reckless night on the town. Ditching the passion to clean up the mess left behind by your family. With an open mind and a crate full of sex toys. An aggressive, passionate frenzy in a semi-public place. How would your friends describe you and your partner’s relationship? x Tragically doomed. A dysfunctional sham. Nobody knows about your torrid love affair. Nauseatingly sweet. A fractured but hot romance. Your sweetheart lets you have one fantasy fling. Whom do you choose? x The closest hottie you can find. Whoever your son or daughter is dating. Random person at a wedding. Your actual spouse. Russian prostitute. Fess up: Do you keep secrets from your partner? x If it means a way out of this godforsaken town, absolutely. You spend most of your time apart so it kinda goes with the territory. Only rarely to protect their feelings. Just the small stuff like your real name and profession. You’ve never had a secret that could be kept hidden for very long. Complete this sentence: “My tendency to ________ annoys my sweetheart the most.” x Move on quickly. Damage my property. Show affection in public. Waste my intelligence. Focus more on the kids. What’s the strangest thing you collect as a couple? x Sex toys. College applications. Orphaned refugees. Family Services paperwork. Flesh wounds. At the end of the day, what’s that special bond that keeps you two lovebirds together? x Sexual preference. A willingness to sacrifice everything for me. Mutual respect. A quickie, comatose wedding. Responsibility for others.
