Who Said It: Donald Trump Or Homer Simpson?

I do not wear a rug. My hair is one hundred percent mine.

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Let me tell you, I’m a really smart guy.

Laziness is a trait in blacks.

I've always wondered if there was a God, and now I know there is. It's me.

I am the least racist person there is. And I think most people that know me would tell you that.

It’s freezing and snowing in New York—we need global warming!

People are tired of these nice people.

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.