Which Pun-derful Costume Would Best Suit You This Halloween?

There's no better way to add a clever twist to your Halloween than with a delightfully punny costume! But which one is right for you? Find out here!

Sally McDuck
Created by Sally McDuck
On Oct 25, 2016

Freudian Slip

Freudian Slip

If you're looking for a pun-derfully clever Halloween costume, one that says, "I know a lot of college-level things," look no further than the Freudian slip! Simply buy a little lingerie or raid your granny's closet to find a slip that you can glue all kinds of psychoanalytic phrases to, like "psychoanalysis," "oedipus complex," and "phallus." You'll be confusing people in no time!

Smartie Pants

Smartie Pants

If you're looking for a pun-tastically nerdy costume that says "It pays to have glasses," look no further than the Smartie Pants! All you have to do is wear your dorkiest button up and glue some smarties candies to a pair of jeans you don't mind messing up, and you'll have people saying, "Ha. Smartie Pants. That's a good one!" in no time!

Ceiling Fan

Ceiling Fan

You're looking for a costume that says "I'm more than just a student athlete. I'm an athletic student." So add a dash of wit to your Halloween costume this year by dressing up as a ceiling fan! Just get a plain T-shirt and write "Go Ceiling!" on it with a marker and your costume will make a touchdown in the hearts of your friends when you explain your clever get up!

Pumpkin Pi

Pumpkin Pi

For the truest holiday enthusiast, there is the classic of all classic pun costumes: The pumpkin pi. Get an orange t-shirt and mark it with the symbol for pi, or if you don't trust your handwriting, write out pi to the furthest digit you know. Then top yourself off with a pumpkin hat or headband!

Cereal Killer

Cereal Killer

If you want to be punny but still maintain an element of scare to your costume on the spookiest of all holidays, we recommend going as a Cereal Killer. You get all the blood and gore of a scary costume with the fun and readily available snackage of a food-based pun! Get ready to both frighten and confuse with your cereal killer costume!

One Night Stand

One Night Stand

If you're a funny person but still "playing the field" this Halloween, we recommend this hilariously sexy one night stand costume. We recommend painting a cardboard box to look like a night stand, cutting arm and head holes in it, and topping your head off with a lampshade to complete the look!

Reigning Cats and Dogs

Reigning Cats and Dogs

Are you a regal soul looking to let loose a little bit this Halloween? Well, then, you ought to go as Reigning Cats and Dogs! Simply attached as many stuffed animals as you can get your hands on to a ballgown, and you'll truly be ruling your Halloween bash in style!

Holy Cow!

Holy Cow!

Are you looking for a Halloween costume that's as Pure and Good as you are? Well, there's nothing more wholesome than whole milk and there's nothing more pure than an angel. Combine the two to become a Holy Cow! If you want to add a little hint of edge to your costume, you could even paint a little exclamation point on your cheek to really get the point across and add a splash of red to that white and black!

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