Can You Identify The Real Ray Hudson Quotes?

"The defenders are falling all over themselves like landlubbers finding their sea legs for the first time!"

"Messi is Pac Man, and the defender are ghosts, and Leo has beaten the entire game without losing a single life!"

"He darts through center backs like that scene in 'The Fast and the Furious' when the car drives under the truck!"

"He slid the ball under the goalie like Indiana Jones going under the closing door in 'The Temple of Doom.'"

"He bounced off the defenders like a pinball and put the ball through the bumpers into the goal!"

"Messi the Argentinean roadrunner has turned the defenders into Wile E. Coyote."

"He's so magisterial we might just have to make him king. Sorry royal baby, you've been replaced."

"It's like watching Michaelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel with his feet!"

"He's dodging defenders like he's on a speeder bike on Endor!"

"Look at him, like Frogger darting in and out of traffic, dodging lawnmowers to get to the baby frogs!"

"Stopping Leo Messi one on one is like catching a fish with your bare hand."

"He's dodging defenders like they're lasers and he's in a trench in the Death Star! The force is strong with this one!"

"Casillas's men are playing backgammon with a psychic!"

"Casillas's men are playing chicken with an actual chicken!"

"He's the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, all rolled into one!"

"He strikes when you least expect it like a little blue and red-clad ninja!"

"He's got the whole world in his hands! He's got the whole world in his hands!"

"Messi will be in two video games this year — FIFA and Assassin's Creed!"

"If you love football, there's your Fabio."

"If you love football, there's your honey, your baby, your darling."

"If you love football, there's your valentine."

"He paints a picture with the ball that's every bit as coy and tantalizing as the Mona Lisa!"

"In his head, he paints a picture, like Amy Winehouse!"

"It takes a nation of millions to hold him back!"

"The only way Messi could be more dangerous to these defenders is if he had a tiger instead of a football!"

"You can't spell 'Lionel" without 'lion" and Messi is king of the football jungle!"

"Messi, Messi, burning bright. In the Camp Nou, what a sight."