Could you pass the ‘idiot test’?
Try our examples below!
How many birthdays does the average person have?
One
Some months have 30 days, some months have 31. How many months have 28?
Every month has 28 days in it.
All four walls of your house are facing south. Outside your window you see a bear. What colour is the bear’s fur?
White. In order for all your walls to face south, you need to be living on the North Pole.
How many animals did Moses take on the Ark?
It was Noah who had an Ark.
How many grooves does a 12inch record have?
Two. One on each side.
Where does the best wine grow?
Wine doesn’t grow. Grapes do.
Can someone who is living west of New York be buried in Manchester?
They are still alive, so no.
Ten pigeons are sitting on a branch. A hunter comes and shoots one of them. How many are left there?
Obviously none, they all flew away after the first shot.
You have a matchbox and you come into an empty room, where all there is is a candle, a petroleum lamp and a log fire. What do you light first?
The matches.
Why are penguins not part of a polar bear’s diet?
Probably because polar bears live on the North Pole, and penguins on the Antarctic.