What kind of best friend are you?

You're always looking out for your best friend, even if that means holding her hair back while she inevitably throws up every time you go out, vetting their awful boyfriends or calling them after their drunken Uber home to check they're safe in bed. You're the mum, so obviously their real mum loves you, probably because you protect their precious baby so well. You might roll their eyes when they've done something silly, but you love them really, the little tyke.

You've been friends for so long you can't remember what life was like without each other. You finish each others sentences, hang out together without saying a word and are as close with their family as you are your own. You're always on hand for a heart to heart and you secretly hate when anyone else tags along with the two of you together (you just want to communicate solely via private jokes in peace, OK?!)

If it wasn't for you, let's be honest, your best friend would never have sex. You choose their pulling outfits, you designed their Tinder profile and you'll make them do shots at the bar before you approve the guy they want to get with. You're always there for them during a break up (mostly because they're back to celebrate single life with you once again, hallelujah). After all, what better way for them to get over someone awful than by getting under someone less awful, right.

Without your best friend you honestly would be lost. They hold your hair back when you get too drunk and get sick, they protect you from everything and they're always there to give you advice when you make your many, many mistakes (usually getting with the wrong person). You probably had to ask her for your phone back to take this quiz, because she confiscates it. She confiscates it a LOT.

You and your best friend are separated by cruel geography, but that doesn't mean you're any less close. In fact even if you only see each other once every six months, it always feels like no time has past at all. You're constantly in Timehop pictures together and if anything, you feel more in sync when you're apart. It's never a problem that you don't speak every single day, even though - admit it - you get jealous when you see them out with their new friends. They'll never understand them the way you do, that's all.

There are friends who help their BFF through a break up with heart to hearts and eating chocolate, and there are friends who help by going round their exes house with them to ceremonially burn all their stuff. You are the latter. You're constantly up for a fight if anyone so much as looks wrong as your precious angel best friend, and all of their other friends either dislike you or are slightly frightened of you (they just don't get it). Only your BFF sees your secretly soft side, and that's just the way you like it. It's simple: if anyone hurts her, they die.

You guys are so close that everyone automatically thinks you're a couple (which is fine, you both just think it's funny). To be fair, you do share a lot of things that couples do, like toiletries and clothes, and you DO sleep in the same bed, like, every other night. At one point when you were younger you were definitely "in a relationship" on Facebook and you go on romantic city breaks together every summer. Let's be honest if you're still single by the time you're 40, you'll just marry each other (you promise to do it every time you're drunk anyway).