People Share The Worst Pranks They've Ever Witnessed

"At the end of every year the senior class at my high school got to pull a prank on the rest of the school. One year they thought it would be funny to put a f*#kton of goldfish in the sinks, toilets, coffee pots, etc. Thought it was really gross and tasteless to let all those fish die like that."

PLEBROCK

"Was in class when a group of delinquent thought it would be funny to put the liquid that cleans the expo markers off the dry board into the teachers coffee. Found out later he went to the hospital to get his stomach pump after being in intense pain doctor said the liquid could've killed him."

Joker674

"My barber, an immigrant from Syria who had lived in the US for many years, was bringing his elderly mom back into Syria after her visit to the US. He was stopped at the border and interrogated. At first he wasn't worried, but it dragged on and the questioning got more intense. They began threatening him with being a CIA spy and told him they could take him away and shoot him if they wanted. After about three hours of this, the lieutenant walks in and my barber is overjoyed. It's a kid he used to coach on a local soccer team, only all grown up and in uniform. The lieutenant has a big smile on his face. The entire thing had been a practical joke - he saw my barber's name on the manifest and decided he was going to fuck with him."

optiongeek

"Friends and I pulled trampoline next to pool. As friend is preparing to launch into the pool, I step behind him to grab shorts as he lifts off. Friend decides to do front flip, swinging his ankle up into my chin. Came out of my daze and noticed tooth fragments floating around in my mouth - got a root canal a week later."

JasonTodd21

"My step-dad is a big prankster and he revealed to me his "nuclear option" once. It involves printing out fake copies of those "I'm a sex-offender and recently moved here" letters with the victim's information on it. Then a few days later, post flyers for a babysitting service "from" that same person."

gilgamesh_v9

"Mooned a guy and his date. Fell through the window and got 20 stitches in my leg.
Alcohol was involved."

ajl_mo

"You know that prank people play on kids where they'd go, "Hmm, I can't find [insert kid's name]. I guess I'll give up and go home!" even though they're right next to them while playing hide-and-seek?
I was playing hide-and-seek with my dad when I visited him in his office and he did that. I was giggling under the table and waited for him to find me...and kept waiting.
I guess someone probably distracted my dad because he actually forgot about me and ended up going home without me. His co-worker had to send me home.
My mom was so pissed off."

bankergoesrawrr

"Unfortunately/Fortunately this wasn't my prank
A bunch of us were at a house party when we were all younger most of us got pretty drunk and decided to sleep over. as we all end up passing out, buddy decides to take a habanaro pepper and rub the juice on our hands along the the thumb and fore finger so when we woke up and rubbed our eyes wed have a rough wake up, somehow in the process he gets a seed stuck in his eyelid (he was not a smart man)
We all wake up to him screaming in pain, and in our drunken stupor we all rub our eyes causing even more screaming.... i still feel bad for the neighbors."

The_Curvy_Gentleman

"Friend and little sister decided to draw on me with makeup one night. Lo and behold that was the night we found out I was allergic to many types of makeup. Was out of school for a few days due to the rash/welted penises they drew all over my face."

ZombieDavid

"I'm a bartender and one of my managers celebrated their birthday a few weeks ago. He'd already celebrated hard the night so he asked that when he was poured shots that we use a whisky bottle filled with iced tea for him. We happily agreed, thinking it would be funny watching the other manager get wasted and having trouble keeping up.
An hour or so later, the other manager came and told us that he also was having a rough night and wanted us to use iced tea when we were pouring shots of whisky for him.
So, both managers wander up to the bar and get shots with each other all night. All the bartenders know what's going on, but they have no clue that they are matching shot for shot of iced tea. both start becoming amazed the the other can handle 20+ shots of whisky in only a few hours time. Both are acting as though they are wasted.
We ultimately tell them what was going on by pouring them a drink from the other persons bottle."

Twice_Knightley

"This is not my story, but a friend of mine told me that in high school, there were these two girls (let's call them Brittany and Sarah) that were inseparable best friends. On Sarah's birthday, Brittany decides it will be hilarious to TP her car; she covers it entirely in toilet paper in the school parking lot.
Meanwhile, this guy who liked to sneak away for a smoke was outside smoking in the parking lot when he saw the car covered in TP. For one reason or another, he decides to flick his lit cigarette onto the car. The toilet paper on the car goes up in flames, setting the car on fire. It's around this time that Brittany runs into the lunchroom giggling "Hey Sarah! You have to see what I did to your car!" Neither of them knew it was on fire at that point."

thealmightybrush

"A couple of kids from my high school went with a couple bags of salt to a rival high school and drew a 100 yard long penis on their football field as a senior prank with the salt. Salt kills grass and makes it unable to grow again for years, so the field would have to be removed and re-sodded. The pranksters were caught by a janitor who watched the whole thing, and they were expelled."

Davidmoose

"A friend of mine (when we were kids) had egged the neighbor's house while they were out of town. The next day his parents saw it, correctly determined it was him that did it (he was a bit of a hellion), and whipped him, grounded him, and forced him to clean it up.
Well...he still had some eggs hidden away from the previous night. So that night he got up and egged his own house. His parents weren't sure how many eggs they had in the refrigerator prior to the neighbor's house being egged, but they knew they only had a dozen afterwards.
His parents woke up to the egged house, checked and saw they still had a dozen eggs, and woke him up apologizing profusely for blaming him for egging the neighbor's house and bought him a new video game."

AegnorWildcat

"One April Fools' Day when I was like 8, I thought it would be funny to put toothpicks in the dining room chairs. I'll never forget the noise my dad made when he, half asleep, sat down at the table for breakfast and the toothpick hit him in the balls. It didn't sound human. I was a shitty kid."

nme91

"A high school friend of mine stole a life preserver from a plane. He wore it, under his button-down shirt, to the Calculus AP exam. When the proctor said to start, he stood up and pulled the tabs to inflate the vest. We were all startled by the noise of the vest inflating, which he thought was great. However, in the next few seconds he realized that the inflating vest was compressed by his collar, squeezing his neck and throat.
So as we all laughed he started clutching frantically at his throat. He couldn't unbutton the shirt because of the pressure from the vest, so his face turned a grotesque mottled red/blue, making the onlookers laugh even more. Finally, as it started dawning on us that he might be in trouble, he grabbed his three sharpened #2 pencils from his desk and started stabbing himself all over his torso. The air was released, he collapsed to the floor, and we all got busy on our AP exam."

DroDro