#TheInternetNamesAnimals Is Renaming Animals And You Have To See Their Results!
Seriously, we should just call all Snakes "danger noodles" from here on out
What is a snake, when it's not a snake?
It's a damn danger noodle!
What could a Porcupine possibly be called?
Nailed it. (See what we did there?!)
The majestic White Tiger, also known as...
Danger Zebra! Accurate.
The Grizzly Bear, soft, cuddly, terrifying...
I know his last name is "Von Deathcuddle", but I still want a cuddle...
This is a flannel moth Caterpillar-it has many talents..
Chiefly it looks like Donald Trump's hair piece..
Even the lowly Skunk gets some love..
Fart Squirrel is the best. Not actually, but the best renaming...
The Mighty Alligator!
Murder log; so real.
Sloth's already have a pretty great name...
But MuppetClaw is better!
Raccoons are the sweetest! Another one with a good name...
Trash Panda! Trash Panda's forever!!!
