14 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes Nobody Was Asking For

Yep, somebody in marketing actually thought a piece of poop could be sexy. Think about that for a second, poop... sexy.

Somebody in marketing actually thought a piece of poop could be sexy... oh wait, this is sexy Donald Trump. Ah, same difference really.

Remember when you went to see Finding Dory over the summer and thought "Damn, that would be sexy Halloween costume"? No? Neither did we.

Hamilton was a big musical, so naturally it warranted a sexy costume version. Because nothing's sexier than a founding father with a powdered wig.

Harambe would have wanted to become a sexy Halloween costume.

I don't know about you, but nothing says "sexy" to me more than deadly disease outbreaks.

I'd bet a $1,000 no hacker in the history of computer hacking has ever looked even remotely like this model.

Certain things lend themselves well to the "sexy costume" category: nurse, cat, French maid. Elmo is not, nor has ever been sexy.

Not even Bill Clinton would find this costume remotely sexy.

Yikes! Sexy Muslim woman just passed sexy Native American for most racially offensive costume.

This one's actually somewhat sexy until you hit that dog mask then it just becomes really, really weird.

Nothing sexier than a 70-something bald Jewish man from Brooklyn, am I right?

Nobody ever asked for a sexy Ken Bone costume, but we got one anyways.

Cut this bodysuit up into a mini skirt and an unrealistic campaign promise just became a sexy Halloween costume.