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"I have died a thousand deaths since Thursday."
"I have died a thousand deaths since Thursday."
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Exactly the kind of romantic thing this sado-masochist says all the time.
Exactly the kind of romantic thing this sado-masochist says all the time.
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"Ladies know what to guard against, because they read novels that tell them of these tricks..."
"Ladies know what to guard against, because they read novels that tell them of these tricks..."
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Oh very clever, EL James. I see what you're doing...
Oh very clever, EL James. I see what you're doing...
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"Hold your tongue."
"Hold your tongue."
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Lady Tremaine, AKA Cinderella's stepmother. What a bitch.
Lady Tremaine, AKA Cinderella's stepmother. What a bitch.
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"You are mine."
"You are mine."
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Women as property; sounds like cheeky old Christian to me!
Women as property; sounds like cheeky old Christian to me!
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"A jealous female can be tricked into anything."
"A jealous female can be tricked into anything."
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It's our favourite metal-handed friend - it's Captain Hook, everyone!
It's our favourite metal-handed friend - it's Captain Hook, everyone!
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"I lay awake for hours and watched you sleep."
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"I lay awake for hours and watched you sleep."
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For most people - normal. When Christian Grey does it - psychotic.
For most people - normal. When Christian Grey does it - psychotic.
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"I want to chase the dawn with you".
"I want to chase the dawn with you".
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Disney can't compete. You only get writing this beautiful if you're reading EL James.
Disney can't compete. You only get writing this beautiful if you're reading EL James.
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"Oh, I love it when I'm nasty."
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"Oh, I love it when I'm nasty."
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COURSE HE BLOODY DOES.
COURSE HE BLOODY DOES.
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"I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady."
"I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady."
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Christian Grey wouldn't give such a straightforward compliment. He'd have to mention fucking.
Christian Grey wouldn't give such a straightforward compliment. He'd have to mention fucking.
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"I've never been a popular man."
"I've never been a popular man."
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PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU'RE A MASSIVE RACIST.
PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU'RE A MASSIVE RACIST.
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"Tomorrow I will staple this to you."
"Tomorrow I will staple this to you."
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Pretty embarrassing if you got this wrong. Disney villains don't use staples.
Pretty embarrassing if you got this wrong. Disney villains don't use staples.
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"Her sharp intake of breath is music to my dick."
"Her sharp intake of breath is music to my dick."
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Tricky one. Fair play to you if you got this right.
Tricky one. Fair play to you if you got this right.
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"There are things so much worse than death."
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"There are things so much worse than death."
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Always bringing the mood down, isn't he. Look at him - he actually looks like Death.
Always bringing the mood down, isn't he. Look at him - he actually looks like Death.
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"I killed Mufasa."
"I killed Mufasa."
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You have to really know your Disney in order to get this. Well done if that's you!
You have to really know your Disney in order to get this. Well done if that's you!
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"You've had six orgasms so far, and all of them belong to me."
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"You've had six orgasms so far, and all of them belong to me."
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If you said Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, shake your head in shame.
If you said Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, shake your head in shame.
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“Triton’s daughter will be mine, and then I’ll make him writhe."
“Triton’s daughter will be mine, and then I’ll make him writhe."
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A lot of people will have said Christian Grey for this. Nope - sorry!
A lot of people will have said Christian Grey for this. Nope - sorry!
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"I've never had sex with a man. Not my scene."
"I've never had sex with a man. Not my scene."
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There are plenty of Disney villains that say very similar things, but not these exact words.
There are plenty of Disney villains that say very similar things, but not these exact words.
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