Which 313 Roommate Are You?

Jordan (Jorts) (George) Renfrow. You're traditional with strong convictions, and you always have your eye on a future opportunity. You wouldn't be caught dead in anything other than a sport coat, and if you are, you're probably watching either the Count of Monte Cristo or Les Miserables. And heaven help your friends if they insult the local church around you.

Thomas (Tomcat) Granger. You'll try your hand at any role, whether it be dad, electrician, fashion guru, dance instructor, carpenter, plumber, chef, etc. You're unselfish and kind, and you're always full of questions. But heaven help your friends if they try to get you to leave a social situation on time. Just tell them to bring a book and keep waiting.

Parker (PDawg) Toney. You were born with a permanent food baby, and if you can't come up with a comeback because you're the all-time rookie, at least you will always win the food baby contest. You're sincere and thoughtful, and heaven help your friends if they even suggest that Raleigh is better than Charlotte. Keep pounding, am I right.

Todd (ToddyWoddy) Williams. You're that guy. The witty, sarcastic, don't-cross-me-or-I'll-wither-you-with-one-comment jokester. You're always up for a challenge, but you do have a soft side buried somewhere under the baseball cap and layers of cold humor. It's okay, we get it, you wrestled ing high school. And heaven help your friends if they eat your donuts or go camping without you.

Joey (Joseph) Glass. You're always an advocate for doing fun things, but your idea of a good time is a drawn-out, all-night date with Cooper Library. You're affirming and a great friend, and your favorite dance is the K-Wang, no doubt. But heaven help your friends if they catch a glimpse of your phone bill.