Can We Guess Who Your Pop Punk Crush Is Based On These Random Questions?

Alive

Fried

Boiled

Thrown at my neighbour's house

My nan

Yo momma

The dog sitter

That crafty b*tch learnt how to open the door by herself

I looked in my purse but I couldn't find any

I nearly gave a f*ck but then it went away

I called President Obama and he confirmed that zero f*cks should be given

I give like one f*ck... girl can SINGGGGGGGG.

I WILL NEVER STOP TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS TOWN

This town ain't big enough for the two of us so I have to leave no matter what

Probably around 30 when I get a stable job and a dog

I've given up getting out of this town. It's actually not that bad

I'm sinning all day every day

I pushed a young child into a bush but apart from that, I've been good

I practically live in the confession booth

I'm straight edge therefore I cannot possibly sin

No, only a monster would do that.

Definitely not

Why would you hurt a child?

Maybe

Honey badger

Python

Elephant

Polar Bear

Funambulist

Blatherskite

Callipygian

Deipnosophist

P*ssing it with rain

Slay me sunshine

Snow up to my nose

Mild like my cheese

Yes, it was horrible

No, but I was chased by a swan once

That has never happened to me

This quiz is really weird