What "Sport" Would You Win Olympic Gold For?
What "Sport" Would You Win Olympic Gold For?
SPOILER: None of these are actually sports.
SPOILER: None of these are actually sports.
It's a Friday night! Where are we most likely to find you?
Pick a national anthem to belt out when you win your gold medal:
Pick a fake country to represent:
Pick a lucky charm:
Pick an artist to do Carpool Karaoke with:
Pick a TV show watch in one sitting
Pick a gold medal:
Pick an ACTUAL Olympic sport:
Doubles Lip Syncing
Doubles Lip Syncing
You would win gold in 'Doubles Lip Syncing'! Your attention to detail is second to none so whether you're lip syncing your heart out to a ballad or nailing the flow of a Fall Out Boy song, you and your BFF can bet ya damn ASS that you'll be the best there ever was. GOLD MEDAL FOR YOU.
Netflix Marathon
Netflix Marathon
You would win gold in the 'Netflix Marathon'! You've got the strength, the stamina and the lung capacity to finish the gruelling Netflix Marathon in record time. All those years of academy training has come down to this moment. You and and all 4 seasons of Orange Is The New Black. No breaks, no breathers - just one flat out binge. The podium awaits.
Standing At The Front Of The Concert Marathon
Standing At The Front Of The Concert Marathon
You would win the gold for 'Standing At The Front Of A Crowd At A Concert'! Actually, come to think of it, why ISN'T there an Olympic 'Standing' event?! No pee breaks, only drinking when you get a plastic cup handed to you and the weight of 10,000 people crushing you against the barriers - you've done it before and you'll do it again, only this time you'll break the world record. Stamina, Poise and Determination - that's you in a nutshell.
Insane Rapping Skills
Insane Rapping Skills
You would win the gold medal for 'Insane Raping Skills'. As you progress through the heats, the raps become harder. Twenty One Pilots' Kitchen Sink, Nicki Minaj's verse on Monster and then Busta Rhymes' verse on Look At Me Now. You trained at the school of Marshall Mathers so you know you've got what it takes. This is your 100m sprint and you could easily spit a verse before Bolt has even crossed the finish line!
Pizza Speed Eating
Pizza Speed Eating
You would win gold in 'Speed Pizza Eating'. Everything you've ever done in your life has come down to this very moment. Speed, execution and hunger is all you'll need to snatch that gold - which is great 'cause you're always hungry! You know every tactic there is in the book when it comes to eating pizza in the finest and fastest way possible. No one even comes close. You're a master.