QUIZ: Who Would Be Your Girlfriend In 'Orange Is The New Black'?

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DADDY

DADDY

Ever since you were sent to max you've been attracted to Daddy. She is alluring af and you are completely under her spell. Luckily she has a thing for you too and you are all loved up. You are Daddy's little girl and you love it.

YOUNG CAROL

YOUNG CAROL

She may have murdered her younger sister but Young Carol could totally get it. Not only is she all kinds of fine but she is also lowkey hilarious. Oh and she totally has the hots for you. Carol has finally met her match.

YOUNG BARB

YOUNG BARB

Carol may get all of the attention but you're a real one and you know that Barb is where it's at. She's beauty and she's grace, she's Miss United States and she's your girlfriend.

PIPER

PIPER

Piper may have a bit of a bad reputation for being annoying but ultimately she is a total babe. You have history outside of prison and when you meet again in prison, you can't help but fall back in love with her.

POUSSEY

POUSSEY

Look we're still not over what the OITNB writers did to Poussey so in this universe she is alive and you two are the most adorable couple. You finish each other's sentences, keep each other sane and even start planning a future together outside of prison.

FLACA

FLACA

Ever since Maritza has been gone, Flaca has been all kinds of lonely and depressed. At first you're a shoulder to cry on but, as the days go by in max, you soon realise that you are madly in love. Not to mention, the hottest couple in prison.

SUZANNE

SUZANNE

Suzanne is one of the most misunderstood inmates in OITNB. Not only does she have a heart of gold but she is also an amazing girlfriend. The two of you both bond over erotic fiction and soon develop something serious. We stan.

ALEX

ALEX

People have been obsessed with Alex ever since OITNB first aired in 2013. She may be in a relationship with Piper but when you enter prison she can't help but fall in love with you. She never speaks of Piper again. You are THAT bitch.

QUIZ: Who Would Be Your Girlfriend In 'Orange Is The New Black'?

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