Are You Still A Hipster, Bro?
Are You Still A Hipster, Bro?
*Twirls moustache* *sips organic fair-trade pure Arabica blend.*
*Twirls moustache* *sips organic fair-trade pure Arabica blend.*
Do you think of yourself as a hipster?
Have you ever used the phrase "unique blend"?
How thick are your eyebrows/facial hair?
Have you ever purchased anything with the word "artisan" in it?
How do you feel about Justin Bieber?
Pick an Xmas jumper.
Pick a beverage.
Have you ever considered a career as a graphic designer, photographer, filmmaker or scriptwriter?
How many 1D members can you name.
What does this picture make you think of?
Have you ever wanted to live in Brooklyn, Seattle or East London?
STOP. IT. NOW.
STOP. IT. NOW.
We love you, but we won't be able to attend your one-man string concerto, performed solely on the Octobass. Sorry. We're busy. Yes, we'll be busy eight months from now too.
Absolute hipster trash.
Absolute hipster trash.
Yup. There it is. You're already posting your poetry on Tumblr, attached to landscape photos taken with your fish-eye lens, right? Have you recorded your first podcast yet? How tall is your hair? It's ok, you're a unique little snowflake and everyone loves you.
Hipster leanings, not totally gone.
Hipster leanings, not totally gone.
Maybe you've ordered your first pair of suspenders, maybe not. Either way, you're on a path there's no coming back from.
Regular human being.
Regular human being.
You're such a norm. Breathe easy in the knowledge that you're not even the tiniest bit hipster and sip your Starbucks in peace.