QUIZ: How awkward are you really?

Announce to the room that you're going home

Find the host to say thanks, and then wave goodbye to everyone else

Say goodbye to your closest mates and then slope off

Wait until someone else leaves and then hitch your goodbye onto theirs

Linger a bit so there's a big space between you, and then start walking

Walk a different route home, you don't know them well and it's a long-ish journey

Head over to them and start chatting - it's nice to have company

Start chatting but secretly worry you're going to run out of conversation

Start picking out your casket and funeral furnishings because there's no way you're going to the docs

Call the doctors but feel a bit sick at the prospect of actually going

Call the doctors and feel a reasonable but not shocking amount of stress

Have a 10 minute debate with yourself before you reluctantly book in an appointment

Body-crawl out of the shop

Pretend you haven't seen him

Put the tampons in your bag and go up and say hi to him

Launch the tampons at a random customer's head

Freak out and decide you don't like him anymore

Do anything you can to dazzle him, you've liked this guy for ages

Do your best to flirt back but feel a bit sick with butterflies

Blush furiously, mix-up your words, and generally make a right tit of yourself

Make a big joke of it, but assure them you're not offended.

Politely and quietly point out that they've got your name wrong.

File a request for your name to be changed. Whatever they're calling you is your new name now.

Send them an unnecessary email and sign it with your actual name.