How Long Would YOU Survive In a YA Novel?
How Long Would YOU Survive In a YA Novel?
Ready to be a character in a YA novel? What part would you play and how long do you think you'd be left breathing? LET'S FIND OUT, FOLKS.
Ready to be a character in a YA novel? What part would you play and how long do you think you'd be left breathing? LET'S FIND OUT, FOLKS.
Which best describes your looks?
The love interest struts up to you and whispers "You're different from the others". How do you react?
OH HORROR! Life or death situation! Sacrifice yourself for the good of humankind? Or survive and let the world fall?
You just met an insanely cute puppy along your quest. What do you do?
You are so SUPER tired. Which do you pick first?
You're with a group of highly skilled individuals and you are ready to CONQUER ALL. What part do you play?
Ohhhh nooooo. Your best friend has been KIDNAPPED. What do you do??!
Pick a Bilbo Baggins face.
What's your usual mood?
How long would you survive without internet??
100% Decidedly Dead
100% Decidedly Dead
You, my friend, are DEAD. You are just absolutely most certainly definitely GONE. There is no second coming either, so don't get hopeful. If only you were born with fiery red hair and green eyes...then you might've been the Chosen One. But, be heartened! At least your death has probably motivated the Chosen One to go do something amazing in your honour. (They might even name their kid after you?) Nine people are crying now. Goodbye. RIP.
Only "Mostly" Dead
Only "Mostly" Dead
The good news is: YOU'RE ONLY MOSTLY DEAD. (So no one's going through your pockets for loose change yet.) You're probably a secondary character. There's a chance you were only really baaaadly hurt and you might come back to fight another day. Unfortunately you'll probably come back as a tortured villain...but at least the dark side has cookies? Eat up!
You Will SURVIVE!
You Will SURVIVE!
CONGRATULATIONS! CONFETTI TIME! You will definitely survive this YA novel! It's possibly because you are the Chosen One (known by your blue eyes/blonde hair) and without you the world will crumble. We're all very relieved you're still breathing. Congrats on being so interesting and upkeeping a quirky hobby (like macramé or saving whales) and probably being a natural with weapons and having a heart of gold. Go eat cake. Celebrate your LIFE.
50/50 Chance of Living Or Dying
50/50 Chance of Living Or Dying
Unfortunately it's hard to say with you. *squints suspiciously* You could live, because you're useful to the plot...but the protagonist MIGHT be too fond of you, ergo you will die to prod them further along the journey to gloriousness. I suggest being less fantastic so you slip under the author's radar more?
You're So Boring You Survived!
You're So Boring You Survived!
Um...so how do I put this? You're probably that secondary character (whose name everyone's forgotten) who gets like 9% page time and survives only because everyone forgot to kill you. HEY BUT THIS IS A GOOD THING, KIND OF! At least you get to live an average/boring life of eating cereal and Netflix for dinner. The hero thing really is overrated anyway. Thank goodness you're so boring.