Which Yung Isaac Are You?

much like every other Isaac, you are very muscular, but now everyone can see because of the tank top that you're wearing. As you can see, it's a nice black tank top, very good for covering your torso, but also very very good for showing off yo guns. Despite all your strengths, however, your hair is incredibly short and thus you can never attain Full-Isaac (the state of pure Isaac perfection), which makes you sad - but its okay because you're hot.

The cutest of all the Isaacs, you are able to make the ladies swoon despite your yung age. No one can resist that smile and the very cute dimples. You typically spend your free time in the back seat of a car taking selfies, because you are extremely cute. Occasionally the leather seats in the back of the car will cause your back to sweat, especially during the summer - this is your only weakness because the cuteness cancels out all other imperfections. Everything from your incredibly exposed scalp to your kind eyes to your perfect dimples simply oozes cuteness 24/7

You are transfixed by the concept of reflection, and therefore spend much of your time gazing into the mirror and contemplating this natural phenomenon. Furthermore, you enjoy teasing others with mirror selfies that only show a very small portion of your face - unlike the other Isaacs, you are unwilling to let the world gaze on your wonderful face. From time to time (like in this picture), you will allow others to get a glimpse of your radiant left eye - even if only for a second, its enough to get completely lost in its depths. Also you are a really good dancer.

You spend a lot of time in nature, but only to wear your red shirt and display the contrast between the green of the foliage and the vibrant red of your shirt, because you wish that nature would have more red in it. As you can see, the smile on your face is not nearly as wide as that of the typical Isaac, most likely because you are in the presence of your nemesis, Mother Nature. You will most likely forever be at odds with this unyielding enemy of yours, but you will always have your red shirt, so thats something.

You are regal and the Queen of the world, especially during the sunrise and/or sunset. It is difficult to tell from the picture whether its the sunrise or sunset, but the good news is that it doesn't matter either way! You are equally as regal when the sun comes up as when its going down - and every time in between. The world is going to try to cover you up, but it is important that you allow your luminosity to shine through the gloom of society.

Nothing can hold you back because you are a confident and strong individual. Some may call you a jock, but your warm and loving smile quickly turns enemies into friends. Soon enough, you'll make enough friends to play an impromptu game of soccer on the beach and maybe some of them will give you money because - even though you are very nice and sportsmanlike - you are poor and in need of financial help. Yes, I know its not fair, but that's life.

Of all the Isaacs, you are the least pleasant to look at, primarily because your face consists of marginally less pixels, meaning that the world can't look upon your beautiful face in the level of detail that they ought to. Knowing this fatal flaw of yours, you always approach others far too swiftly and you usually get up too close, because you think it will help them to see you better, but it ends up being an overall unpleasant experience for them. That is your plight. You are sad.

While you are known as Football Isaac, that is hardly your most defining feature. There is so much more behind those dark eyes than just sports strategies. You are capable of great things, but often feel as if you aren't allowed to diversify or be involved in more than one extracurricular activity. You wish that you could participate in the school play, and occasionally pretend that you are participating in a theatrical performance while on the field, but actually you're just playing football and as you remember this fact, a single tear falls from your eye and rolls down your cheek. But you wipe it away, feeling the need to conform to the standards of fragile masculinity that society enforces so strictly. So on you play, for the rest of eternity...

You are never happier than when you are perched on some sort of ledge. It could be any kind of ledge (stone, wood, etc...), just so long as you can lounge, you're good. You are capable of achieving a greater level of joy from such a mundane activity that others may spend years in search of. While others frolic around the yard, you simply sit there perched like a gargoyle - completely at peace with your present condition. A ledge may not be the most ergonomic of seats, but that's what makes it so good, because no one else will ever steal your seat. If it were up to you, you would be able to sit for months without moving, but sadly you are slave to nature, and occasionally you have to use the restroom.