Which 19th Century Press Baron Are You?

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Do you enjoy swimming?
Recreation? Harumph - I've no time for such trifles. Far too much to do!
Yes - it's my favorite leisure activity.
It is dangerous to submerge one's head in water at anytime, for the hand of the oppressor may seize the opportunity to hold it there.
'Tis a decent endeavor for children, and I must admit I do indulge myself a brief jaunt in the lake from time to time.
Do you support Obamacare?
Most certainly! It is the responsibility of the government to ensure the health and well-being of its citizens.
It is far too soon to say; what interests me is the intensity of the controversy.
This laughably toothless legislation has accomplished little more than making a mockery of the process by which it was wrought.
That law is an outrage - a fundamental violation of the free market principles upon which our economy is based!
What is your favorite television show?
The Newsroom
American Horror Story
Diners, Drive-ins & Dives with Guy Fieri
The Colbert Report
Do you enjoy traveling abroad?
I love nothing more.
Why travel, when there is so much intrigue at home?
Yes, but only to monitor our nation's enemies.
Travel terrifies me - I've had some bad experiences.
Are you afraid of doctors?
It is difficult to imagine anything more foolish than willingly placing oneself in a position to be so easily dispatched.
What is there to fear? I am invincible!
Not really - though I believe traditional Western medicine has certain limitations.
Indeed - I rely on them, for I seem to be perpetually infirm.
Have you ever considered joining the military?
Let others defend our nations borders - I prefer to guard its soul.
Perhaps, but only if there were no better option.
The only thing less trustworthy than the military is the government which commands it.
I have indeed - in fact, I fought bravely in defense of this great nation.
Have you always known what you want to be when you grow up?
Only a fool believes himself to have any control over what he becomes.
My path has been varied, but I'm quite pleased with where I've ended up.
Absolutely - ever since I was a child.
I've always wanted to follow in my parents' footsteps.
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