The NFL discusses Week 1 in group chat on WhatsApp

NFL players, teams, and more gather on WhatsApp to discuss the results of Week 1.

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On Sep 14, 2016

NFL

Welcome back to football boys

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AntonioBrown

Still waiting for the Redskins to show up for this season

JoshTheKingNorman

Oh yeah? Well you were so scared of me that you didn't even come near me

AntonioBrown

Lmao you never stop talking do you, even while you watch me roast your buddy Breeland like a marshmallow and do nothing

BashaudBreeland

Everything burns. Please help.

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AntonioBrown

Whistle while I twerk Breeland

OdellBeckhamJr

Ooooh baby

AntonioBrown

Pause

OdellBeckhamJr

What? I was thinking about Khloe Kardashian.

AntonioBrown

Riiiiiiiiight. And the Rams scored points this week.

JeffFisher

We were really, really, REALLY close to almost getting close enough to miss a field goal. Stop hating.

AdamSchefter

Filed to ESPN: My sources tell me the Rams' Week 1 performance has earned Jeff Fisher a 3 year extension.

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JeffFisher

YES! Time to demote Goff again.

JaredGoff

Didn't you draft me to......you know, play me?

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JeffFisher

I got my extension, I don't need your help keeping my job. Hey Case: let's tank away baby.

CaseKeenum

Actually I think we need to punt

JeffFisher

Case the 49er game is over.

CaseKeenum

Oh.

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KevinHarlan

There's a drunk guy coaching the Rams...AND THERE HE GOES! No one can catch him! Off to another 7-9 season!

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ChipKelly

7 if they're lucky.

JeffFisher

Still better than you

ChipKelly

Hey Jeff? Scoreboard.

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JeffFisher

Sc...Scor....Scoreboard? What's a scoreboard?

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ToddGurley

Sigh.

ESPN

Way to fail this week, Gurley. That dud of a game is on you.

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ToddGurley

Talk to my coach. And still wasn't nearly as bad as your fantasy app. Or your ratings.

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BaylessUnleashed

LOL! GURLEY FTW! CAN'T WAIT TO YELL ABOUT THIS ON UNDISPUTED!

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ClevelandBrowns

To who? FOX Sports 1 has fewer viewers than we have wins.

CarsonWentz

Guess you shouldn't have traded the pick you could've used on me eh?

ClevelandBrowns

Would you rather us have drafted you? You'd be out of the league by now.

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CarsonWentz

Touche.

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KingJames

I still can't believe I won a title on a CLEVELAND team that drafted me. Like...how?

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DraymondTheNutcracker

Thank Adam Silver

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ProFootballMock

Isn't this supposed to be about the NFL?

NOTSportsCenter

What the hell are YOU doing in here? This isn't even on Facebook this year and last year's version was only written for like 7 weeks, people probably don't even remember it.

ProFootballMock

Just keeping you on your toes.

NOTSportsCenter

Fair enough.

JayCutler

Better than being kept on your back like my offensive line did me

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JJMegaWatt

Mmmmmm Cutler tastes like chicken

OdellBeckhamJr

Oooooh baby

JJMegaWatt

Pause

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OdellBeckhamJr

What? I was thinking about Kim Kardashian

AntonioBrown

Didn't you say Khloe before?

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OdellBeckhamJr

Oh. Right. I meant Khloe, not Kim. I uh...have trouble keeping up with the Kardashians.

ProFootballMock

Tell me you didn't just do that.

NOTSportsCenter

Yeah...sorry. Was too easy.

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ProFootballMock

Ugh...I'm embarrassed to even have my name in this.

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JoshTheKingNorman

Now you know how I feel about seeing my name on the Redskins' roster.

CarolinaPanthers

You could've accepted our deal, but nooooo you're Mr. Big Shot who can't actually cover a real receiver so you wanted to get paid.

JoshTheKingNorman

You're 0-1 too you know.

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CarolinaPanthers

Only because of Graham Gano.

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ArizonaCardinals

Freakin' kickers

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NewOrleansSaints

Seriously.

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DonaldTrumpSaysUrFired

Elect me and I WILL. MAKE. KICKING. GREAT. AGAIN.

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StephenGostkowski

Pretty sure I'm already doing that, Trump

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ColinKaepernick

Who the hell let Trump in here? I'm kneeling until he leaves?

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BlaineGabbert

You're good at kneeling and sitting and mop up duty, you ever consider janitorial work? You'd be perfect.

TheSanchize

LMAO

BlaineGabbert

Why are you laughing? Aren't you now the Cowboys' janitor?

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TheSanchize

It's pronounced "backup quarterback"

JasonGarrett

I didn't say you were #2, I said you play like #2

TheSanchize

Which means I fit in perfectly with the Cowboys

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EliteManning

No arguments here

JasonGarrett

Just wait until Romo gets back

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EliteManning

When will that be? 2025?

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TheCorpseOfRomo

I'm hoping for 2023 or 2024. Unless I...oh god. I think something just snapped in my hand. Well...that's all of them.

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RG3MoreInjuriesToday

You broke all your bones? Damn, I'm slipping.

SamSadford

Lmao y'all are worthless

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RG3MoreInjuriesToday

Says the guy who has had almost as many surgeries as we have and was acquired to be a backup to SHAUN HILL

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AllDayPeterson

I don't know why they bothered trading for him, I can just hand it to myself

ShaunHill

Oh really? How'd that go this week?

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AllDayPeterson

I uh...took the weekend off.

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TyrodTaylor

So did I

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IndianapolisColts

So did our defense

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KennyStills

So did my hands

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AdolfGoodell

Who authorized all of this vacation time? I sure as hell didn't. You're all suspended. And tack 4 more games on Brady's suspension while we're at it. And James Harr...

JamesHarrison

I wouldn't suggest finishing that last sentence if you want to get out of this chat alive, Roger

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AdolfGoodell

*AdolfGoodell has left the group*

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TomBrady

Goodell can suck my deflated balls

OdellBeckhamJr

Ooooh baby

TomBrady

I meant footballs?

OdellBeckhamJr

Ugh...y'all gotta stop teasing me with all this...uh...Kardashian talk

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TomBrady

You'd basically sleep with anything that has 2 legs, huh

PhilipRivers

Actually that's my job

TomBrady

Is that what you were doing in the 2nd half Sunday?

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PhilipRivers

Talk to my defense about that. Also yes.

AtlantaFalcons

De...fense? What's a defense?

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PhilipRivers

Jameis made you forget huh

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JabooWinston

Jameis was skrong Sunday. And when Jameis skrong, we skrong. And when we skrong, we skrong den. We ain't no puppies.

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A-A-RonRodgers

There were some puppies in Jacksonville Sunday.

JacksonvilleJaguars

A Jaguar is a cat, Aaron

A-A-RonRodgers

Well I'd call it a pussycat, personally. And you can drop the cat.

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CincinnatiBengals

We're embarrassed to even be part of the same species as the Jaguars.

JacksonvilleJaguars

We're embarrassed to be in the same league as you. When was the last time you won a playoff game? The 1800's?

CincinnatiBengals

At least we're 1-0.

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JacksonvilleJaguars

At least we've won a playoff game this millennium. This chat is over. *drops mic*

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