Which '90s TV Show Are You Living In?

If you feel like you’re always stuck in second gear, there’s a reason: whether you’re the know-it-all Ross or quirky (read: lovable weirdo) Phoebe of your group, your friends are the tie that binds your life, and you put them above everything else -- almost to a weird degree, but still. You’re at your best when you’re playing some kind of impromptu dare-bet-challenge thingy with your people, but lounging at the coffee shop and talking about others with them is your zen spot. So what if your love life’s DOA? Your friends will be there for you.

OK, so you might spend an inordinate amount of time within your own four walls, and your friends are a ragtag team of strange troublemakers. But they’re still your tribe, and they’ll have your back when the soup Nazi gets out of line or the cookie shop tries to thwart your 911 dessert emergency or your boss catches you rooting for the wrong team at an MLB game. And they’ll be right there in that jail cell with you when trouble finally does catch up with you.

The B.S. radar in your house is fully functional at all times, and you’ve got zero patience for backtalk/sass/all the things. But there’s also a lot of heart and empathy running strong in your family, and whether everyone always makes the soundest decisions at any given moment or not, you’re gonna stick together ‘cause family is the lifeblood of your little existence.

You’ve probably had nightmares about the next door neighbor boy wrecking your garage and cheekily cooing, “Did I do that?” on a regular basis because while you like to run a tight ship, there’s always some outside interference driving you mad. Probably time to put your place on the market and get some new, terror-free digs.

Chances are, couch potato is your ideal occupation, and you’d be delighted to take a year-long vacation from your family because your glory days are long behind you and everything else is kinda blah right now. Tensions run deep in your life, and the only thing you can ever really do about it is zone out on the boob tube after a hard day’s work at your hatejob. Bummer. But, hey, at least you know how to kick back with your hand down your pants and let it ride.

You’re the unofficial queen/king of your roost, even your family might not agree with that designation. You know exactly how sweet you have it in the status quo and you take full advantage of the offerings on your table right now. You have a good family, a promising future, and best of all? You’re totally charismatic and have no trouble making friends and striking up new romances.

Between immediate family, extended family, and friends there are so many people in your life that it’s a good day when you can even remember all their names. It’s a nice problem to have, really, because when you’re lost out there and you’re all alone, somebody is waiting to carry you home, everywhere you look. (See what we did there?)

Cue the happy “Ho ho ho ho!” grunt-laugh because your life is kind of awesome. You have a great job, a devoted SO, and some cool little kiddos who look up to you like you’re just the greatest. Sure, you’ve had a few hefty hospital bills from some extreme Pinterest fails, but your sense of adventure is definitely still your strongest suit, and everyone in your life admires you for it.