How Would You Die In Jurassic Park?
How Would You Die In Jurassic Park?
You paid for your ticket, now it's time to find out how you'll pay the ultimate price.
You paid for your ticket, now it's time to find out how you'll pay the ultimate price.
First thing's first: Why are you at the park in the first place?
What would you say is your biggest strength?
Conversely, what's your biggest weakness?
If you could bring any form of protection to the park, what would it be?
Uh oh. The park is about to close, but your tour guide just told you that your car is having technical difficulties. What do you do?
More bad news -- you hear a T-Rex thump-thump-thumping his way to your car. What now?
Phew. You made it past Mr. T(Rex). What's your next move?
You're finally back at camp, but the power is still out and there are RAPTORS. What do you do?
You'd be torn to shreds by a Raptor!
You'd be torn to shreds by a Raptor!
You're pretty smart -- like, seriously, everyone is rooting for you to survive, and you definitely made it CLOSE to the end.
But unfortunately, you're not the blue-eyed star of a movie, so you've gotta go at some point. At least you can brag to your friends that you'd be capable enough to outsmart the lesser dinos, than get eaten by a brilliant Velociraptor?
You'd be eaten by a T-Rex!
You'd be eaten by a T-Rex!
Stop making so much noise! Stop running around! It'll see you!
Yeah -- basically, you have SOME chill, and you last until midway through the movie, but you've spent too much time in the urban jungle so you'd probably attract the attention of a hungry T-Rex with your paltry survival skills. Sorry, guy.
You'd be spit on and mauled by a Dilophosaurus!
You'd be spit on and mauled by a Dilophosaurus!
Just like Nedry, when sh-t goes down, you tend to only think of yourself, which is a huge mistake when it comes to survival against dinosaurs. That's the kind of behavior that will earn you a gloriously embarrassing death, so enjoy frantically rubbing poison out of your eyes while a "spitter" chews on your insides.
You'd literally scare yourself to death.
You'd literally scare yourself to death.
You wouldn't even get eaten by a dinosaur, dude. You're such a scaredy cat, your heart would just stop at the first sign of a T-Rex.