11 Lame Christmas Gifts Everyone Has Gotten

Ok, does anyone even wear slipper socks? They're not quite slippers...not quite socks. What are they? Useless, that's what.

Books like "The 7 Highly Habits of Highly Effective People", "Think and Grow Rich" and "The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A F*ck" are flying off the shelves this season. It's basically your family saying "you need help, we just don't wanna say it out loud". Thank you?...

Everyone has gotten some sort of "free weight" for Christmas at least once. Perfect. Now you have to lug it home. Great...

Another bulky fitness item that you could easily buy yourself at the store. Nothing special about a plastic jar of milled peas.

I'm not saying candles aren't useful...they are and they can look nice but...this is the kind of gift you give someone when you have no idea what to get them. Generic...boring.

Getting a whoopee cushion for Christmas is funny for everyone but you. You'll think about using it but then forget letting it rot in your junk drawer for decades to come.

No one opens a crockpot and goes "yippee"! More like..."oh great...now I can eat like a peasant and take up half my counter space...yippee."

Great. A thing I could buy at CVS for literally 2 dollars is taking up all the space in my stocking.

Geting a dictionary for Christmas is like getting a Blockbuster gift card. No one uses these anymore. In fact, if you look up "dictionary" in the dictionary, you'll find "Dictionary: Lame Christmas Gift as in: Don't buy your sister a dictionary for Christmas!".

Not only are plants inconvenient to cart around, their chances of surviving in your care is almost nil.

Your mom thought it was a great idea to buy you some nuts in bulk because they're "so expensive these days". So now I have to lug a huge bag of nuts home AND eat them quickly before they go rancid. Thank you SO much.